ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS
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12-12-2020, 06:32 PM
(12-12-2020, 11:59 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fung you're preachin' to the damn choir bro...
https://www.sectual.com/thread-17464-pos...#pid131034
I just had the PERFECT shit...
The kind you didn't even know came out.
I was just sittin' there like "WTF is going on?" and then I look down and I'm like DAMN!
That's the perfect shit right there.
It's not technically a ghost shit because ghost shits are where you cut that loaf of brown and there's NOTHING on the toilet paper.
But if I wanted to really iron out the terminologies, I'd reclassify the above described shit as a "phantom shit" and the shit I had today as a "ghost shit."
Dude I had some really good shits just then right, but now my arse is farting like a fog horn? Maybe that means its healthy? I mean it couldn't be anything else I ate good food only.
The bowel bacteria must make it fart like a bitch cos its happy? Like when you eat beans but I aint eat beans.
They don't even stink wtf?
Need to get to the bottom of this farting like a fog horn!
(12-12-2020, 06:32 PM)ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS Wrote: The bowel bacteria must make it fart like a bitch cos its happy? Like when you eat beans but I aint eat beans.
They don't even stink wtf?
Let us note that there was one solitary post with an "El" tacked on to the beginning of my then-guest name, at your request. The reason for the request hit me within seconds of clearing the image verification and clicking "post reply".
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Aw cool I've got the whole day ahead of me
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When the trees on the side of the road look like they’re trying to hitch a ride, then you know you’ve definitely got your mojo on.
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I've been out of the shower and dressed for three hours and have only JUST realized
that my t-shirt was LITERALLY on inside-out AND backwards. Seriously. Not even kidding.
I think ima gonna rename mo
you are now Meredith - a much more cynical nasty middle aged woman
pounding back the tonic and gin
I am mad with mo for still believing in space. She knows better than that. I thought she was one of us
ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS
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12-22-2020, 04:54 PM
(12-21-2020, 10:40 PM)Guest Wrote: I am mad with mo for still believing in space. She knows better than that. I thought she was one of us
Negative, MO is one of us, not one of you. And "she" is a cats mother how dare you.
(12-12-2020, 11:32 PM)Luxury-Taco Wrote: Let us note that there was one solitary post with an "El" tacked on to the beginning of my then-guest name, at your request. The reason for the request hit me within seconds of clearing the image verification and clicking "post reply".
Dunno wtf you on about cunt, but god speed little doodle :) And MO I can't not do this, im not trying to annoy you, its just I can't remove the lines man.
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Thoughts become Things. Don't ever forget that.
Obnoxious drunks end up eating cat food and shitting in buckets
ELFUNGUSCHRISTOS
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12-22-2020, 10:06 PM
What if we dress up as politicians and tell lies to each other? Will it short out the battery?
ELFUNGUSCHRISTOS
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(12-22-2020, 08:06 PM)Guest Wrote: Obnoxious drunks end up eating cat food and shitting in buckets
Obnoxious sober people end up laughing a lot LOLLLLLLL
At boarding school i always looked forward to bath time thats when Nelly our house mother would wash my whole body including penis
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This chick's hands look like they should belong to Patton Oswalt.
*says the guy whose hands look like they belong to a fifty-year old woman*
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"I don't care if I look like Albert Einstein!"
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That Christmas punch hittin' hard? lol
ELFUNGUSAROUNDUS
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12-27-2020, 09:01 PM
Last bot challenge was "MoVaf"
This could mean something 
Right now i am laying inbed weeping tears of joy cuz i just realozed how amazing ladies bums are, i wanna be united with the marvelous bounty but first i need to be disciplined
Even cartoon drawn women with curves amd melons get me excited. Thats a pretty sad statement. I feel my new years resolution needs to include less beating off
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