Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[zenba]

can't wait til it's taliban vs isis vs al qaeda

[somethingelseishere]

A three-way-steel-cage death match with US/UK forces getting sloppy seconds?
Pop the corn - we could be here a while.

[Mister Obvious]

"I kind of cut a lot of cheese..."





*stares at plate; lolz*

[somethingelseishere]

Graters > Slicers.

Fight me.

[user328]

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

[Mister Obvious]

"His nipples are hard."

[CUNT HEADED DEATH]

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

"Fuck sakes that is like OMFG"
"We have a female Zanus"

[FUCKHEAD CUNTY]

Go to sleep MO you have been such an accommodating person, ma'am, you deserve your good sleep mate.
Sleep is important.
Have sweet dreams ma'am while I have nightmares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGgsZLgqes

[Mister Obvious]

Have sweet dreams ma'am while I have nightmares.

[Mister Obvious]

"I always come prematurely."

[user328]

Graters > Slicers.

Fight me.

Zesters FTW!

[Guest]

Throw him out the window and pull the fire alarm
Then call fungus and place an order

[somethingelseishere]

Uh... ok?

Reddit - Dive into anything

So why even keep it around at all? Guess I must be slackin' cuz I've yet to see any
witch-house music that glorifies "evil". Sure, it's a bit dark but a lot of things are that
don't root for the "other" team. Oh well.

[Mister Obvious]

"It's really hard to get in my drawers."

[somethingelseishere]

"When in doubt: BACON GREASE!"

[somethingelseishere]

Checklist for getting a GUARANTEED million views on YouTube:

1) Have cat(s)/kitten(s)
2) Have cell phone

But am I mad about it? Nope.

[somethingelseishere]

I really need to slacker-shame myself into drawing again. And soon!

[user328]

Funny you should say that. I got my sketch pad and pencil out of my art box today and tried to draw for the first time since January. But my heart wasn't in it.

[user328]

art box

It's actually an arts and letters box because I keep some steno pads and pens in there too.

I ain't been writing any belles-lettres lately either.

[somethingelseishere]

Oh, ya boy done went and did some online research, a la Amazon!
Next order juuuust might have me some pencils and art pads. Maybe even a desk lamp.

It's gawn be some kind of an adventure, I tells ya! lol