Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
Pretty girls should have tiny gps trackers installed under their skin at 12 years old so we can easily locate them after mysterious guys pick them up in vans and stuff

Safety first !
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(05-04-2023, 09:27 PM)Guest Wrote: Pretty girls should have tiny gps trackers installed under their skin at 12 years old so we can easily locate them after mysterious guys pick them up in vans and stuff

Safety first !

This is true. We had an Amber Alert the other day. The girls were dead by the time the alert went out. Sad Nana
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Duuuude.

Noooo.

NO SAD SHIT.

NO SAD ALLOWED.
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I think I found my old avatar.
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I'm pretty sure it was this URL, nice.
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Ahhh, familiar Dan... it's so nice to see you again!!!

Yay
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I'm back!

Go ahead, make my day!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

10+ pts. for effective roleplay...

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I'm gonna have to re-read the last few pages of this thread a couple more times to get the hang of all this makeup applicating business. I didn't realize it was so much work. I guess them OnlyFans girls really do earn their money.
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(05-05-2023, 02:31 PM)user328 Wrote: I'm gonna have to re-read the last few pages of this thread a couple more times to get the hang of all this makeup applicating business. I didn't realize it was so much work. I guess them OnlyFans girls really do earn their money.

guess you never done any real work to break your body have you pikachu? you dont know what pain is bitch fuckin scorpio
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(05-05-2023, 02:31 PM)user328 Wrote: I'm gonna have to re-read the last few pages of this thread a couple more times to get the hang of all this makeup applicating business.

Yeah, I have been hardcore in the makeup game since like circa 2007 when all the "beauty gurus" took off on YouTube.

The golden era of that whole thing ended around 2012 but we just sorta...

I dunno, kept watching for a little while after that cuz it was an addiction.

So this is why this generation and the previous knows so much about the makeup bullshit.

The problem is that the makeup girls are doing today is basically all built on drag principles.

Huge amounts of makeup, terrible for the skin, awful for the self-image, and extremely detrimental to relationships.

I believe lots of makeup should be banned, but...

It's fun for photography (and film/stage) and that's about where its use should end.
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There must be an AdBlock pattern that will remove any post with "fung" in the username... hmmm
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Lol.
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I completely forgot about checking YouTube for a makeup tutorial. Duh!

Are there any good ones that you'd recommend?
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Lauren Luke was basically the first major YouTube beauty guru...



This was back when the whole thing was new and pure.

She eventually got to start her own makeup line, which was exquisite.

My favorite of her eyeshadows was Antique Pewter...

She had beautiful palettes.
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We all learned from Lauren, then the rest came along.

She sticks to all the basics, because the basics are all you really need and this was before the whole thing became totally perverted.

I will say that the audio seems sped up on that video which is very odd, but yeah, she's the OG.

She made bank on her makeup line and retired. She's a good chick.
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She appears to be about my age too. That could be helpful in itself. Thanks!
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If she tightlines (lines the UPPER waterline) in that video, don't do it. Wholly unnecessary.

Lining the lower waterline is recommended though.
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Substitute any pencil for the eyeshadow on a dampened liner brush. Pencil is stupid.
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That specific video has over 600K views, and you gotta remember it's from 2007...

So that was an absurdly massively viral video at the time.

This is what started the entire insanity that became YouTube's beauty guru "community" which is now dead.

It died from extreme toxicity, lmfao.
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