Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

Guest ain't got yo back, kneegrow. lol

[FungShotOver]

I don't care about your fanciful pics.
There was a job and you lost it.

[user328]

I'm retired, ya tit.

[user428]

I put windshield repair kit on my phone screen. It has a ton of cracks from when I've dropped it. We'll see how it works. I had small crack in my car windshield with it, so I used the extra on my phone screen. It's supposed to work.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it's probably worth investing in one of those hardcore phone cases to protect the device if you're prone to dropping it a lot.

[user428]

Yeah. That is what I have been meaning to do. I always forget to look for them at Walmart. I just realized that is how your are supposed to protect them a few months ago, lol. I always had cheap phones, but I started buying some better models. But having a cracked screen all the time is annoying either way. This is just a quick fix.

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like you're gonna have to get the super hardcore blocky kind of phone case, not any of those sleek pissweak excuses for phone cases.

It'd be cheaper than having to buy a new phone every time the screen gets cracked, which is what I would do. I believe in having extra/backup phones though, especially if they're your only means of connectivity.

[user428]

Yeah. I my old phones actually wouldn't crack the screen when I dropped them. Because even though they were cheap, the screen was smaller than the phone and would not go all the way to the edges. So they had like a built in phone screen protector. The Samsung's have the screen all the way to the edge of the phone. So there is no protection for it when you drop the phone.

[Guest]

No but Guest eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast don't you Guest?

If you consider chocolate croissants to be that then yes
I would eat devs chocolate

[Mister Obvious]

Announcement: FungusAmongUs would like to tongue Dev's chocolate starfish. That is all.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh wait, you're not Fung.

What the fuck, Guest?

You cheating on me with Dev?

What kind of shit is this?

[Mister Obvious]

Ah well, it's okay. You can go ahead and suckle on Dev's caramel sea salted chocolate starfish.

[FungNotImpressed]

Oh shut up you munted cunt you are becoming like I was wtf?

[Guest]

It’s cuz her latest picture was so enticing

[Mister Obvious]

munted cunt

I'm not feeling this one.

Change it to "frosted cunt" and perhaps we'll talk.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s cuz her latest picture was so enticing

This conversation is making me hungry.

I have a few squares of dark chocolate left...

[Mister Obvious]

I think I kinda want it.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay I had a piece. It was good.

[FungNotImpressed]

I'm not feeling this one.

Change it to "frosted cunt" and perhaps we'll talk.

I don't give a fuck what you feel ya fuckin maggot have some self respect ffs.
I only come here cos I like you as a fellow hominid but there is limits to your fuckery.
Mate I would fucking die for you but don't push it.

[Mister Obvious]

Chill, Fung... chill.

You don't have to tongue punch anybody's butt button.

It was a misunderstanding.

That's Guest's gig.