Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

Being a zen master, I should probably know more about the flora and fauna of the Far East.

[FungusDubius]

Homegurl roasted a hog, built a cabin, bathed in the stream, took a nap, then hopped up and did calisthenics on the front porch before getting right back to work. Frankly, I don't see what's left to build. Maybe a dam and water wheel to run some kind of contraption.

How do you know were you there?

[user328]

Anyway, I'm not trying to sell you on zen masters. As I said, you need a sturdy chick like Jungle Girl in the video above.

If you're lucky, you'll find a girl who's both. The Total Package. She'd definitely be a keeper.

[user328]

gauze hospital panties

If you like to feel naked whilst being covered, you need to get some of these, MO.

[user328]

If you're lucky, you'll find a girl who's both. The Total Package. She'd definitely be a keeper.

Jungle girl might be a zen master. I'd have to have her in the parlour for a tete-a-tete to be sure.

[user328]

I like how she fits things together with little wooden pegs. She might be one of those people who design flat pack Ikea-style furniture.

[user328]

I have to say the sound of hammering on hollow bamboo logs is more pleasant than the sound of hammering on wood.

[user328]

If you like to feel naked whilst being covered, you need to get some of these, MO.

You might want to put a towel on the seat under you if you're easily turnt.

Teh interwebz being what they are, it ain't hard to get turnt if you're online all day.

[user328]

Homegurl built a water filtration system out of bamboo, rocks, and soil. Damn, that's hot.

[user328]

She's eating roasted meat and feeding some to the little monkey. lol

[user328]

The little dog is definitely a zen master.

[user328]

Cute!

[user328]

Yevgeny Prigozhin, leader of the mercenary Wagner Group, is staging a coup against Putin in Russia.

[user328]

Apparently there are armed uprisings all over Russia.

Prigozhin was Putin's pal. Things must seriously be fucked up for him to be seeking regime change.

[user328]

The highest ranking general in the Russian army, the guy in charge of defending Russia against invasion, has reportedly fled Moscow.

[user328]

Having an oligarch-turned-warlord in charge probably won't be any better for Russia than Putin has been in the long run. But it would definitely be good for the Russian people if Prigozhin ends the war in Ukraine.

[user328]

A plane carrying Russia's airborne nuclear command center has disappeared after flying out of Moscow.

[user328]

The Russian army is blowing up Russian infrastructure and laying mines in city streets.

There's no walking this shit back. Putin is history.

[user328]

A plane ticket from Moscow to another country costs upwards of $4000 right now. And that's if the route is still flying.

[Guest]

If I was fungus’ wife , dude I would just put barbi’s in his food and drink so he would calm down . Otherwise you never know when he gonna fly off the handle and give death threats