Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user428]

I was pretty agro growing up. But then became a zen hippy dude during and after college. I did maintain my agro nature, and kind of found a happy medium.

[user428]

It's good to not try to stress over minor things, and only worry about the bigger context of situations.

[user428]

Also, having an outlet. When I had trouble in high school I joined a gym and got a part time job. It just makes you feel good about yourself. I got kicked out of one high school, but transferred to one of the other ones in the area, which I liked a lot more.

[user428]

I got kicked out for drinking once, and then skipping out at lunch, which a lot of people would try to do.

[somethingelseishere]

Florida and Louisiana are God's ways of keeping the other 48 in check.

"Get a good look motherfuckers, this could be You!"

[FungsNoJail]

If I was fungus’ wife , dude I would just put barbi’s in his food and drink so he would calm down . Otherwise you never know when he gonna fly off the handle and give death threats

I just vent on the internet it keeps me out of jail.
Its not personal whoever the person is in front of me at the time they just happen to be there.
In real life I avoid conflict if I can as prison is not fun.

[user328]

Florida and Louisiana are God's ways of keeping the other 48 in check.

"Get a good look motherfuckers, this could be You!"

Boy, ain't that the truth. Swampy, bog-ass shitholes, both.

[user328]

I just vent on the internet it keeps me out of jail.
Its not personal whoever the person is in front of me at the time they just happen to be there.
In real life I avoid conflict if I can as prison is not fun.

Unfortunately, social media has no sense of humor about these things. I didn't even threaten anyone. I simply said they should hurry up and die, and got banned for it.

[user328]

I mean I'm not opposed to euthanizing the Boomers. But I'm not gonna publicly advocate for it.

[FungDisturbed]

My 23yo son is doing a course in cyber security, and trying to ask me for the answers to his assignment im like NO you learn it or you will be useless.
He is even trying chatgpt to get answers he is trying to cheat. I told him it may not give you the right answers cos its just an algo that pulls shit from the internet.
This disturbs me.

[user328]

Should I make coffee or go back to bed?

[user328]

I suppose I could drink coffee and then go back to bed. lol

[user328]

I want Anna to roll billiard balls around on my back.

[FungIsBamboozled]

I suppose I could drink coffee and then go back to bed. lol

Isn't it funny you used to get up in the morning have a coffee now you can have one before bed? LOL
I used to drink way to much strong coffee caffeine defo has withdrawals like headache want to sleep all the time.
Its a stimulant like meth. But if you want stay up have a coffee have a chat I will chat to ye!

[user328]

All of Anna's models are either very pretty, have nice figures, or both.

Anna herself has a generic Russian face, small boobs, and a big butt. She can be fairly hot when she wears flattering clothes.

[FungLols]

Looks like hand wanking 

[user328]

I think Anna is probably a zen master.

[user328]

She has a little Buddha statuette in her salon. Not saying that's proof she's a zen master, but it's a hint.

[user328]

I used to think "la Catalina" in Carlos Castaneda's books was a catwoman. But it just means Catherine in Spanish. I don't know why don Juan would call her the Catherine though.

[user328]

I think it's also slang for "poop." Why would you use a pretty girl's name as a synonym for poop though?