Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

That's sweet of you Dev. Actually, I'ma keep it real... that is one of the nicest things anyone can say to a nerdy sysop like me.

[user328]

You're welcome, darling.

On WinMX, there was a big disclaimer that got passed around and added to everybody's file list to discourage pirating lawsuits from the RIAA and MPAA. It didn't hold any legal water whatsoever, but it sounded convincing to anyone but an industry lawyer. lol

[user328]

I added and modified a few things. I'm done editing now if you want to reload and see the whole enchilada.

[user428]

I talked to my dad. He's gunna help me get a fifth wheel trailer. I usually just give him like half the value of stuff upfront, and he will never make me pay back the rest. But he's been talking about getting a fifth wheel for me and parking it on his property for a while. But if I own it, I can use it as a residence to get my property permitted as well. They don't require much more than a trailer out here, they will usually even waive the septic for an outhouse.

[user328]

I went out for rolling papers this morning and came back with a glass dick.

[Mister Obvious]

I went out for rolling papers this morning and came back with a glass dick.

You know what, I can absolutely 100% envision the scenario that lead to this outcome.

[user428]

Wow, glass I never thought about that. It's a really "hard" material though.

[user328]

You know what, I can absolutely 100% envision the scenario that lead to this outcome.

It's a pretty glass dick. I enjoy sucking on it.

https://i.imgur.com/m68CFFG.jpg

[user428]

Nice. Yeah, much better than rolling papers.

[Mister Obvious]

OHHHHH I GETTTTT ITTTTT

[Mister Obvious]

*lightbulb*

[Mister Obvious]

I figured you went to a headshop that sells weird novelty shit and you literally bought a dick figurine... I'm like hell yeah, that's relatable.

[Mister Obvious]

SLOBBIN' ON THAT GLASS KNOB

[user328]

Tell me if I missed any rules.

[Mister Obvious]

Tell me if I missed any rules.

I always throw in that the site is 18+ only... I don't want underage people on my site no matter what my site is about.

It could be about collecting Lisa Frank memorabilia, but I would still disallow anyone under 18 to browse the site whatsoever.

Just saying.

[user328]

Eh. They'd be safer here than they would be on social media.

[user328]

Who da fuque is Lisa Frank?

[Mister Obvious]

Who da fuque is Lisa Frank?

Popular fun colorful stickers and stationery company from the '90s. Still in business but it's not as huge as it used to be.

[Mister Obvious]

As someone who was a kid on the internet...

I do not believe kids should ever, ever be on the internet in any capacity.

Not using it, not pictured on it via their parents' FB profiles, nothing.

Certainly not welcome on any site I ever own.

[user328]

Popular fun colorful stickers and stationery company from the '90s. Still in business but it's not as huge as it used to be.

Oh yeah, I remember those now.

https://i.imgur.com/qd1REzs.png

I don't have any way of knowing who's underage. I can put that rule in, but it won't prevent them from joining. They'd have to show their brattiness to get banned.