Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

I would never critique the way you browse MY site!

He wasn't browsing though. Just reloading the front page. lol

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know if guest posting works on a stock MyBB board or if you have to add a mod or what.

You'll figure it out!

[Mister Obvious]

He wasn't browsing though. Just reloading the front page. lol

What's wrong with that? That's hot.

I think everything Guest does is hot.

[Guest]

You'll figure it out!

Not gonna bother.

I can't be fucked to figure it out...

I'll have my code finished before I ever decipher that wad of spaghetti code.

Have you seen the template system? There's literally a separate template for every link on a page.

[Guest]

What's wrong with that?

I just don't see any point in it. Are the thread titles that exciting? lol

[Guest]

I reset all of my thread view counts to 10 so I'll have a baseline to gauge if anyone is actually reading them. lol

[Mister Obvious]

Have you seen the template system? There's literally a separate template for every link on a page.

I'm used to it, MyBB has been my jam forever at this point... I love it, wouldn't wanna use anything else! I do begrudgingly use WordPress sometimes though.

I reset all of my thread view counts to 10 so I'll have a baseline to gauge if anyone is actually reading them. lol

Aw man.

[Guest]

I mean most of them only had 2 or 3 views anyway. It's not gonna make a difference.

[Guest]

I mean most of them only had 2 or 3 views anyway. It's not gonna make a difference.

It really won't matter when I import everything into the custom board because it doesn't track view counts.

[Mister Obvious]

You'll miss MyBB and wanna go back to it.

Just embrace it... let it happen.

Let it in.

[Guest]

It's not what I want, darling.

I have a vision. I have to pursue it.

I told you half the fun is writing my own code, remember?

[Mister Obvious]

Fiiii-yyyyeeeeeeen.

I'll stop projecting my biases onto you.

It's hard for me, you know!!!

[Guest]

MyBB is a good app. I just don't have the patience to hack it. I'm retired, all right? lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yep, understandable.

[Guest]

I gotta build a computer anyway. I found the perfect keyboard for $12. But I have to hack it to figure out how to hook it up. I told the seller that. That's why he let me have it so cheap.

[Guest]

I'll let Guest tell you all about the keyboard when he's done botting my front page. lol

[Mister Obvious]

I'll let Guest tell you all about the keyboard when he's done botting my front page. lol

Stay here with me, Guest, I'll never judge you... and I have cookies. REAL cookies, warm ooey gooey goodness, chocolate chips, salted caramel, whatever you want. And milk. I have milk. We can cuddle whilst wearing matching snuggies. This is your internet home, Guest, NOT THAT OTHER SITE.

[Guest]

I pass out fuzzy cat slippers to all my visitors, Guest.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

And mouth-watering footlong sandwiches with lots of bacon.

[Mister Obvious]

YOU'LL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME, ERRCODE004!!!!!!!!!!1111one

[Guest]

There's another market research bot sniffing around. I went to their site and got redirected to another domain. Dunno why they'd do that. The first domain name was a catchier name for an SEO outfit.