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Dink Beaver · 04-16-2024, 02:01 PM

sorry man, I cant unglue my eyes from your wife's sweet ass

**Mister Obvious** · 06-05-2024, 11:05 PM

"I've had a lot of beefstick today."

**Mister Obvious** · 06-05-2024, 11:05 PM

"Deez nuts are salty as fuck!"

**Mister Obvious** · 06-12-2024, 09:09 AM

"I'm a collector of rare dudes."

Dark Dick · 06-13-2024, 03:13 PM

"Nut one, butt two."

**Mister Obvious** · 06-13-2024, 08:02 PM

RELATAAABBBBLLLLLE.

**Mister Obvious** · 06-20-2024, 10:56 PM

"I feel like there should be something in my mouth."

Dark Dick · 06-21-2024, 01:29 AM

"DEEZ NUTS!"

**Mister Obvious** · 06-21-2024, 07:48 AM

"I've put my giblets down on worse."

**Mister Obvious** · 07-07-2024, 10:01 PM

"If I'm the best, that's pretty bad."

**Mister Obvious** · 07-12-2024, 08:37 AM

"I gotchyer sweet spot right here."

**Mister Obvious** · 08-06-2024, 09:22 PM

"You gotta take life and fuck it with itself."

**Mister Obvious** · 08-06-2024, 09:24 PM

Dude I can't believe this thread is 200 pages.

What the fuck did I say!?

What did Y'ALL say!?!?

**Mister Obvious** · 08-06-2024, 09:25 PM

I was gonna go back and look to see what kinda shit I've said and I was expecting this shit to be like 15 pages fucking max.

Damn, yo.

**Mister Obvious** · 08-14-2024, 07:12 PM

"No hole stretching allowed around here!"

**Mister Obvious** · 09-08-2024, 09:31 AM

"That is hypnotically ugly."

**Mister Obvious** · 10-02-2024, 07:37 PM

"She's too young to be that dumb."

**Mister Obvious** · 10-17-2024, 09:39 AM

"Oh honey... get us stuck in an elevator together and I'll show you what the Big Bang looked like."

**Mister Obvious** · 10-26-2024, 08:16 AM

"You can't go commando in jeans honey, this ain't the '80s."

**Mister Obvious** · 11-15-2024, 05:46 PM

"If he's payin', I'm layin'!"