Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

"is that a blind spot?"

[Guest]

There was a carton of eggs behind a parked car's wheel. I walked towards it to move it, I didn't want to see it get crushed, the carton was empty and I did not bother to throw it away. I was more concerned about the mess it was going to make than to throw away the liter.

[Mister Obvious]

Beautiful post, Guest...

[Guest]

Beautiful post, Guest...

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[Guest]

"Slide it in gently"
"Sure it would be my pleasure"
"That's perfect, Thank you"
"You're welcome, it was my pleasure"

[Banali Dullard]

"I saw a vr booth, it read, 'VR for when Life Happens.' "
and then I laughed out loud.

[Guest]

"Penny,Penny, Penny?,PENNY?"

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm all like JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Guest]

"Dammit crisis actors, I want to eat this warm juicy burger in peace!"

[Guest]

"...even though the vaccine is ten percent effective."

[Guest]

Juries are antiquated we need a Sophia (A.I.) to help decide verdicts. A Chinese A.I. 

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO.

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm lulled. I'm so lulled right now."

[Brendan]

I wish i wasnt so afraid of pretty heathen girls , I want to go to heaven

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm a KITTY and I like to CUSS!"

"At ease, robokitty, as you were!"

[Mister Obvious]

"They're like the Jamaican version of Christianity basically, so it's like Jesus and weed."

[Guest]

"I like to chew raw garlic."

"This one time I ate too much garlic, I think it was too strong, that I barfed."

"I then proceeded to eat a banana and ate a smaller clove of garlic."

"Thrown up garlic will not do it's work."

"hi 5!!!"

[user94]

"The reason the Queen wont allow Garlic in Buckingham Palace is because when she fingers herself it burns her Vagina"