01-10-2018, 12:27 AM
"they've hacked and weaponized our laptops and other electronics to attack us!!!"
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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01-10-2018, 12:59 AM
"LICK THE LADDER. LICK IT!!!"
"FINISH LICKING IT!!!"
01-10-2018, 02:05 AM
" I wonder who were the 'originals'. "
01-10-2018, 02:26 AM
"Like when it's lunch time and you hear a weird loud horn, you immediately know it's the lunch truck which has arrived at your work site a couple of minutes prior to lunch! Blessed Be Synchronistic Provisioning"
01-10-2018, 05:25 AM
I counteract evil synchronistic provisioning by eating stale bread , moldy cheese , nothing enters my beautiful harlot lips without being far far past the due date
01-10-2018, 12:03 PM
(01-10-2018, 02:26 AM) Wrote: "Like when it's lunch time and you hear a weird loud horn, you immediately know it's the lunch truck which has arrived at your work site a couple of minutes prior to lunch! Blessed Be Synchronistic Provisioning" I get angry when this happens and go off and sulk and eat nothing.
01-11-2018, 02:07 PM
“Those are some nice gourds you got there!”
01-11-2018, 02:10 PM
lol that does sound funny... Gourds! Although I have no clue what the hell a gourd is... :D
01-11-2018, 05:17 PM
Gourds are squash... all in the pumpkin family. I have one in the oven right now, I'm stoked. My dream of Cindy has me convinced I need squash in my life.
01-11-2018, 05:36 PM
01-11-2018, 05:38 PM
you like brown sugar on them gourds ?
01-11-2018, 05:43 PM
I didn't put anything on it at all.
It's absolutely delicious.
01-11-2018, 05:58 PM
It's amazing man...
Apparently squash originated in the Americas. Eaten by the Natives for hundreds of years!!! And I'm 1/16 Sioux!!! I genetically need this!!!
01-11-2018, 06:00 PM
Oh ya that´ll activate those old Sioux genes laying in wait...
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