Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"It's important to check the integrity of your gourds every now and then."

[Mister Obvious]

"Can I even fit that in my mouth?"

[Crille]

Barely.

[Mister Obvious]

[Crille]

And you have such a cute little mouth too. I thought to myself what types of noises you would make with it.

[Mister Obvious]

Ridiculous noises. Have you seen my vids?!?

[Crille]

Ye I have

[Kenny]

I wonder if my oversized organ that vibrates will be a hit in her church

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

"I would probably drink A LOT if I was a man with a family."

[Mister Obvious]

"Whewwwww. I'm gonna bask in that all day honey."

[somethingelseishere]

"If I pissed myself, sitting right here, just let go and pissed myself... would my clothing absorb it all or would it be enough to collect in a puddle on the floor?"

[Mister Obvious]

*takes a bite of oatmeal*

"Oh FUCK yeah."

[Guest]

I sleep better with a sleeping bag in my bed than with two huge soft warm blankets.

[Mister Obvious]

"Amen, girl, ring that bell!"

[Mister Obvious]

"You couldn't pay me enough to do that... I've got people who can vouch for it and now you're one of 'em, BAAAHAHAHAH."

[Guest]

this russian version of the night at the museum sucks ass, where are the t&a's!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[Leo]

She used to let producers stick their cocks in her ass and pee

[Mister Obvious]

I meeean, that's pretty standard.