02-16-2018, 02:29 AM
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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02-18-2018, 07:15 AM
holy shit that was a lot of sleeping, wtf I was not even feeling that tired. what if I was abducted, man I had plans!!!
smelly aliens! 
02-18-2018, 09:56 AM
“Whatever you think is normal behavior, don’t ever expect to find it with me.”
02-18-2018, 02:10 PM
I cant decide if a cunt punch would hurt more than a gut punch
Iknow as a guy i would take a gut punch every time balles are too tendeur
Yup, She deserves a dedicated youtube love song video.
02-21-2018, 11:08 AM
I hate pizza places that tell me to have a "good time" while little kids are allowed to walk around freely. GERHBELLS.
03-02-2018, 10:24 PM
"If you don't shitcan those feelings, those feelings are gonna shitcan you."
03-02-2018, 10:35 PM
Ah shit man I don't even remember.
It was just a catchy phrase I came up with during a hypothetical discussion I was having with myself about somebody else.
Holy shit sexy strange woman if that's how you go about asking about margarine to strangers let me be your stranger every night, I can't even see what you're hiding beneath all that thick clothes but goddam you're hot...fuck the tea, lady! let's go back to the margarine.
03-09-2018, 01:45 PM
i think this fucker just trolled an old lady, okay pretend smirk at the bastard
03-09-2018, 09:28 PM
03-10-2018, 04:53 PM
goddamit trixie I'm fucken cold, come and lay next to me, sleep on my chest!!!
Anytime sweetie... I'll always have a warm place for you.
03-10-2018, 06:35 PM
Stand still my lady while i take your measurements , you smell like garlic
03-21-2018, 06:22 PM
I've been awake for 24 hrs and just want to let you know I still think about you my boo. sup mah.
I need to start a revolution, it shall be called the conservative revolution.
03-21-2018, 07:18 PM
“This song is super gay, but it’s really beautiful.”
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