Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

i think my co workers hate me for doing my work

[Guest]

i wanna see her naked

[Mister Obvious]

"Oh I bet she smells good!"

[Guest]

i wonder if she taste like smoke, ewww

[Guest]

even if the mistress is a chain smoking , vodka swilling loudmouth we shouldn't be holding it against her

[Mister Obvious]

Definitely a loudmouth!

[Mister Obvious]

“Dude that branch is the effing bane of my existence right now.”

[Mister Obvious]

“I know how to get the most out of a tomato.”

[Leo]

not sure i could make it without a penis

[Mister Obvious]

“Dude, look how FUCKIN’ sexy Adam Ant is. That ain’t even right.”

[Mister Obvious]

“I expected them to smell all fucked up, but they actually smell really good.”

[anscochrome]

“I find myself in desire of a sensual head massage.”

To produce some intense ASMR no doubt.

[Mister Obvious]

Not really, I just want somebody sexy to rub my head.

[Mister Obvious]

“If I can’t smell it burning, it ain’t done.”

[Guest]

fuck me hard in the ass my favorite site just gave me the ban hammer

[Guest]

holy shit those were some hot gangstalkers, screw chad though...
why would she wear that tight mini dress and stick her ass out like that, I hate you chad!!! at least that was pointing towards me! 
meh chad wins in the end...
I know grandfather liked, mom was looking mad, I couldn't peek...

[Guest]

i love you but you gotta stop fucking with me and giving the hammer 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IOo7U9G4Ds

so then I will know when to bring in my tomato plants

[Mister Obvious]

*gets passed by two white cars*

“YA’LL RACIST.”

[Mister Obvious]

“Birds look so delicious.”

[Guest]

i think i know what trix has been doing all day , watching her cat stare out the window