Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"See, WalMart knows."

[Mister Obvious]

"Why does that look like a nipple?"

[Mister Obvious]

"Is that really his penis?"

[Guest]

I did not know I could do this!
the animals have flocked to my backyard!!!
birds, squirrels, ducks,hares, I just don't see bambi 
where the fuck is bambi!

[Guest]

this korean ceremony is awesome!!!
i gotta get some sleep noooo!!!

[Guest]

Just remembered there's jalapeno popper potato salad in the fridge!

[Mister Obvious]

[Wetdick Abbott]

a dick of many dimensions

[Mister Obvious]

"Man that's gonna be some DIRTY LAUNDRY!!!"

[Guest]

"I may have a cookie, I may not have a cookie. It really just all depends."

"It's great, except for it's covered in sugar and it ain't got no water in it."

"Was that my vagina or was that a cricket?"

"Why does everything look like a turtle to me?"

"Shit on a stick, they've got Pantene!"

"Why is she in a shopping cart?"

lol

[Guest]

but i was serious, i was hallucinating wasps, they flew in front of me and then vanished into thin air...

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like some shit that would happen on salvia!!!

[Guest]

if shadow people can exist why not shadow wasps?

[Mister Obvious]

Ya got me there, buddy... ya got me there.

[Leo]

i wish she would do a hot tub video with some bikini  jumping and full turn arounds  so i can crystallize some of my sexual fantasies better

[Mister Obvious]

i wish she would do a hot tub video with some bikini jumping and full turn arounds so i can crystallize some of my sexual fantasies better

[Guest]

that shit looks like orange sherbert

[Kenny]

imagine how much cum those giant dinosaurs must have shot out into their special lady friends , 5 gallons i bet

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, Kenny, a thought I've never had before...

Dinosaur sperm.

Wow.

[Guest]

I want trix dressed up like mrs ingals and making a nice dinner( not playdoh penis') and when we go to bed and i squeeze her so that i am pressed up on every curve of her angelic body she whispers erotically ...'oh charles'