10-04-2018, 05:54 PM
"Whatever, I'd rather die."
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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10-05-2018, 12:13 AM
"Somebody gon' have to do somethin' about me."
10-05-2018, 12:14 AM
"Let's be honest, I need to vacuum this floor."
10-06-2018, 09:28 PM
So many movies are ruined by the main character having a love interest. Perfectly enjoyable stories ruined by bitches on the rag, GFY hollywood we dont need constant reminders of how romance leads to trauma
10-07-2018, 12:17 AM
"They can't eat their own kind, their mouths are too small."
10-07-2018, 01:19 AM
"I haven't been that shook in a WHILE dude. I mean I haven't been that shook in a LITTLE BIT."
10-07-2018, 12:54 PM
You ever seen dawn from a ship ? ...always made me feel like a kid
10-07-2018, 12:57 PM
*Kelli Coffee voice*
Was that a kweschin???
10-08-2018, 06:43 PM
Oneday i will come upon a nude lady standing beside a dusty highway, she only wears sandals and purple gemstone earrings. After i help her inside my travel van we shall seek out good pie .here my lady's body is devoured by the locals
10-09-2018, 12:50 AM
"I'd like to do that. I'd like to eat a fuckload of fish."
10-09-2018, 02:58 PM
trix is the most darling beautiful girl i ever did meet , hopefully she is also a sex machine in heat ready to be pounded and produce offspring
10-09-2018, 03:29 PM
10-09-2018, 10:31 PM
"She doesn't look like she's too much in the mood to chase a bitch."
10-10-2018, 03:32 PM
its amazing how offended people get when i pull my penis and balls out through my zipper , this is part of my anatomy and society needs to accept my body ... boobies are accepted all over in public but not mr. weenie ,he is still blacklisted
10-10-2018, 11:02 PM
I noticed often at dog parks they are not too fickle about sexual partners, the old hump the young, the males hump other males and often there is orgies in big mud puddles. These are mans best froend.
10-11-2018, 05:47 PM
Good food , flashy dames and smart money
Elephants only mate once every 7 years
10-12-2018, 12:41 AM
"Is he gonna suck on that stick or what?"
10-12-2018, 03:25 AM
“Listen we don’t need your foppish extravagance in here okay.”
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