Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Guest]

the only titanic i like

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/image...vtgVXS3ttv

[Guest]

[Guest]

Microsoft Corp awarded a 5 year, $1.76 billion contract delivering services for the Defense Department, among other intelligence services.

https://www.euronews.com/2019/01/11/micr...t-pentagon

[Guest]

does this mean there is war against apple!!!

[Guest]

I piss in your sink

I deficate on your rooftop

I bring good tidings and stink
You still wanna go out, lollipop ?

[Mister Obvious]

Shitting on the roof? Bro, too far.

[Mister Obvious]

"Whew. That took awhile. That was some painstaking contemplation."

[Guest]

stroke it 

[Guest]

IBM unveils the world's first quantum computer that businesses can actually use to solve previously impossible problems

https://www.businessinsider.in/ibm-unvei...446011.cms

[Guest]

Oh my darling we can watch nfl playoffs together . We can hold hands , get totally nude and wear helmets , this also prevents kissing but not screwing. I can put a sticker on your helmet for each copulation.

[Guest]

holy shit 
there are 2 factions fighting against each other, a family feud, who are using gov. agencies in there fight against each other
wtf wtf wtf 

or maybe it's all a screen whoahhh wtf!!!

[Mister Obvious]

"I'm not high, I'm just crazy."

[Guest]

After i marry trix i am going to unplug her internet and we will only have a large box 1980's tv with video recorder . She can bring her 50 favorite tapes to our cabin in the woods. I hope she doesn't brinng columbo.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope she doesn't brinng columbo.

I was 100% game until you said that. Huge fuckup. You'll never find someone like me again!

[Mister Obvious]

"You gotta be pretty fuckin' woo to be too woo for me."

[Guest]

The nazis were well organized busy bodies thats why they lost the popularity contest and why some sneaky folks framed them.

[Guest]

Slapping ladies ass in the workplace should be encouraged or at least let me bring my dog

[Guest]

https://www.maxim.com/style/nike-self-la...ker-2019-1

[Mister Obvious]

[https://www.maxim.com/style/nike-self-la...ker-2019-1

[Mister Obvious]

[light hitting water droplet on mirror]

"Fuck that's beautiful."