Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

(My iPhone autocorrects to ‘bignanarub’ BTW. *shakes head* Just when I wanna abandon Apple forever...)

[Fungalicious]

Only if you’re a total idiot...

I figured you were a fucking noob on the fora who never ACTUALLY knew MO.

You are the only one on internets who is allowed to call me idiot lol and I never knew you well but I talked to you a bit back in the day on diff forums but I had random names thinking they gubermint spying on me hahahahaha you always posted funny shit tbh and bitch slapped peeps hard

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

You are the only one on internets who is allowed to call me idiot lol and I never knew you well but I talked to you a bit back in the day on diff forums but I had random names thinking they gubermint spying on me hahahahaha you always posted funny shit tbh and bitch slapped peeps hard

The government IS spying on you, idiot.

[Fungalicious]

The government IS spying on you, idiot.

Fuck you cockslut LOL as if they spy on me im boring

[Guest]

im boring

No argument there.

[Guest]

Trix allowed guests to give her open mouth kissing, this mo is just a southern cocktease most likely married to a trucker...just be careful is all you could end up chained to a pole in her old mans shed

[Fungalicious]

Trix allowed guests to give her  open mouth kissing, this mo is just a southern cocktease most likely married to a trucker...just be careful is all you could end up chained to a pole in her old mans shed

She is also a kind scottish queen with a heart of Gold. Remember that when you need someone to talk to.

[Guest]

Life is like bumper cars , you just keep running into shit

[Fungalicious]

I wasn't aware bumper car tracks had poo on them? Is it Elephant poo from the circus? Or did people shit themselves?

[Guest]

If the sun ever flash fries us again with plasma it might be a good idea to prepare and send a good selection of breeder women underground to work in mines around the world

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

"I put the puppy to my breast and it started taking milk"

[Guest]

I just love me some of that trix

[Guest]

I think hitler must have been totally baffled by blonde jokes

[Mister Obvious]

“It’s like a giant toothbrush for your whole body!”

[Guest]

after all your philanderous hot encounters

i wanna throw you into a glacial lake , your body will be refreshed and your thirst quenched

then you will arise like an ice queen to bring order to the filthy masses

[zenba]

shootenanny - a portmanteau of mass shooting, hootenanny, and nanny state. used to describe a staged event used to swing political favor to reduce/remove individual gun rights in the march towards a nanny state. "You hear 'bout that shootenanny the other day?" "Hep dernit, them gypsies'll never take err gerns!"

[Mister Obvious]

Them gypsies are startin' to get a bad reputation...

[Guest]

ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice

[Fungalicious]

"Its hers it aint mine, but I want it "
"Kerosine in your eyes fuckin hurts"