I feel like the mystic types use Mercury retrograde as an excuse...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not saying there isn't something to the whole Mercury retrograde thing.

But Mercury retrograde literally just started and I've already heard at least 7 people use it as an excuse.

"I'm sorry I didn't get your email, Mercury retrograde!" ... *actually ignoring you*

"I forgot to put the car in park, Mercury retrograde!" ... *just blonde*

"I'm great with faces, but I'm so bad with names!" ... *doesn't care about you*

[Tribulation]

Learning new terms with you every day Trixie.

I had to do my research on Mercury retrograde. :)

A link for you...

https://www.almanac.com/content/mercury-retrograde

https://www.almanac.com/content/mercury-...diac-signs

[Mister Obvious]

Yup.

Exactly...

When it's Mercury retrograde, you gotta allow extra time for EVERYTHING because tons of delays happen and all kinds of misunderstandings and mishaps...

Especially to do with technology, motor function...

People might find they forget how to work computers, or they randomly pee themselves during Mercury retrograde.

Okay I'm kidding.

It's a time of heightened intuition and incorporation of past experiences... so it's time to look within and try to understand everything that's led up to where we are now, figure out how we feel about it, and then we come out sorta transformed by that process once Mercury goes direct again.