So I'm in the U.K. and...

[Mister Obvious]

I came here to meat a friend!!!

See mentally insane so bad has to chase cock across the globe

It's the 21st century.

It's the internet.

It's love bro.

(My own personal ad campaign for internet dating.)

[Guest]

See mentally insane so bad has to chase cock across the globe

It's the 21st century.

It's the internet.

It's love bro.

(My own personal ad campaign for internet dating.)


yeah I know im just drunk lol I would still make you cum harder than he although because of your odd looking head I probably wouldn't touch you thinking you have herpes lol

[Guest]

And don't stress MO im just a drunk idiot man you know? I quit drinking for 3 weeks it fel like 30 years hahahaha You all good my sis!

[Mister Obvious]

It's okay, bro. Relax. Drink one for me. I don't dabble in satan's sauce.

[Mister Obvious]

There's a clothing store called "Super Dry"...

[Mister Obvious]

And no, it has nothing to do with waterproof.

[Guest]

[Tribulation]

I came here to meat a friend!!!

See mentally insane so bad has to chase cock across the globe

Dude, Do you even know just how much of a douche bag you look like right now. I mean did you really think that somehow you even had a chance. Your self disappointment radiates it's stench all the way over here. This is when you go back to your corner and wack-a-doo till your next pre-obsession comes along.

I suppose you will never learn that you can't Love someone and hate them in the same breath.

[Mister Obvious]

Well said sir...

[Tribulation]

Well Trixie, I have learned most of my lessons a long time ago. And one of the first lessons a man needs to learn is that you don't purposely try to hurt those you love. That isn't love at all. Any more than it is being a "Man". I am sorry I had to abandon you for a bit. lol I just had a hurricane and it's aftermath to deal with. :P"

[Dj.R@N$OM]

i had fun there !
trippy place!

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta be honest with you...

It's fucking freezing here.

[Mister Obvious]

It's cold!

It's rainy!

It's England!

(My advertisement for tourism in England.)

[Mister Obvious]

Is that an accident up ahead!?

Have aliens landed?!

Nope! It's just England!

[Mister Obvious]

I'll also say there's an intense and disturbing lack of paper towels in the U.K.

The selection of paper products is wholly disappointing and the lack thereof seems a little unnecessary.

This lack of paper towels is very un-American.

I'd also like to point out that what Trisha Paytas said is true...

There are no wash cloths.

Which is only a little less disturbing than the lack of paper towels.

[Mister Obvious]

I keep coming to the conclusion that England looks much better in the dark...

[Mister Obvious]

It comforts me to think that somewhere in the world, people are driving on the right side of the road...

Just not here.

In England.

[user97]

It's cold!

It's rainy!

It's England!

(My advertisement for tourism in England.)

[user97]

This is said to be the most haunted prison in the UK - and you can stay the night if you dare

Rest and pics/vid here...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/...k-11215415

[Mister Obvious]

It’s so odd that some things are so much higher quality here than in the states.

The food is so much better, and some of the cosmetic products I’ve tried have been much higher quality. Nail polish for example. Totally excellent... same brand as the US, but far better quality.