OMG I’m in America...

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I’M IN AMERICA.

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*cries so hard*

AMERICA.

Land that I love.

LAND THAT I LOVE.

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I WANT TO SCREAM IT FROM THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN TOP!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’M AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you God.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Albeit I’m at the airport.

STILL.

It’s fucking AMERICA!!!

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In just 5 hours, I’ll finally be home...

LMFAO.

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Air travel is hectic, needlessly complicated, and dumb.

Just dumb.

And stupid.

I don’t think I’ll do it anymore.

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OMIGAD I’M SOOOOOO IN LOOOOOOVE WITH AMERICA THOUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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America is SOOOOO hot, LATERALLY.

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The annoying thing about airports is the people who are in a hurry.

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LMFAO the screams of someone’s child are ringing through the airport halls.

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This guy on the gate PA speaker is hot...

Florida boys kinda turn me on.

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It’s hot as fuck here... but it is south Florida after all.

I stepped outside the airport when I first got here.

I was still wearing my jacket... LMFAO. I went right back in.

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It’s a more reasonable temperature in Kentucky.

Thank God.

Hot AF or not, I’m just glad it’s America.

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Dude OMG...

Going through security, I saw a group of super hot stewdardesses all dressed in red.

They loooooove their job.

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And after security I bought some water...

And there was a display of a SHIT EMOJI Bluetooth speaker.

I mean wow. Can it be any more plain? Calling the music people listen to SHIT.

I mean IT IS shit. But still... you know how I feel about the shit emoji:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2721.html

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There’s a VERY angry black lady yelling obscenities into her telephone at a nearby gate.

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OH... mi gad. You GUISE.

I’m on a plane...

It’s...

Open seating which is just chaos, like WHY. WHY.

LMFAO WHYYY.

Oh my.

Thank God I got a seat. I was afraid it’d be like some rare time where they literally kick you off the plane. LOL.

I’m oddly aroused right now.