There is no spoon...

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

The Oracle will see you now...

[user97]

[Mister Obvious]

[user195]

fuck your spoons

[Mister Obvious]

Spoons are one utensil I would never fuck.

[FungaTripper]

Spoons are one utensil I would never fuck.

The spoon is bending! HELP! OH NOEZ!

[user182]

I think I am the spoon

[FungiWungi]

Spoons are one utensil I would never fuck.

Then tommorow comes SAY WHAT???
I told you I was honest I didn't have to.
I could have kept stringing you along.
But I did not because I love you and respect you.

[Mister Obvious]

WE'RE ALL THE SPOON.

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

"There is only Spork."

[Mister Obvious]

In a perfect world!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find a good spork, no BS...

I'm in the market for a good spork, but I have rigid standards it has to meet.

[Dark Dick]

Suppose different realities/dimensions are like the faces on a Rubik's Cube.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/rubix-cube-25411119.jpg

When the cube rotates different planes of realities/dimensions come in contact with each other.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my damn...

[user328]

I'm not sold on sporks. The tines aren't long enough to stab yer meat and get a firm hold on it.

[user328]

A good knife is priceless. My aunt gave me a small Swiss Army-style keychain knife made by Barlow that has stayed razor sharp despite having cut through tons of tough plastic packaging. It has a picture of a stag standing in a snowy field on one side and Jeremiah 29:11 on the other side.

My favorite knife from a novelty standpoint is the Opinel French worker's knife. It comes in stainless or carbon steel. You turn the metal ring to lock it open or closed.

https://www.opinel-usa.com/collections/o...teel-blade

[Mister Obvious]

For me, the ultimate knife is the SWAT/special ops knife from Smith & Wesson...

https://www.amazon.com/Smith-Wesson-SWA2...B007HAE5GQ

Seems like it's hard to find the exact kind I prefer these days. That one would do though, it's got the option of a serrated blade, which I do think is really necessary.

I use them for literally everything. Opening packages, chopping veggies, chopping meat (best to have 2 so that one of them can be dedicated to meat only)... greatest knives ever, but that is something each person is gonna have their own opinion about.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XBL9ZCJ

The body on that one is great, but there's no serration.