I don't chew gum often, but when I do, I chew the whole pack...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh God yes...

(((Orgasm)))

[Tribulation]

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Wow. For the first time in a long long time, I didn't chew the whole pack.

I'm not trying to conserve the Fruit Stripe or anything...

I just felt like I'd had enough.

[Dj.R@N$OM]

ummmmm aspertame

[Cream of Caulk]

ummmmm aspertame

I think Fruit Stripe is with real sugar because it turns hard like a cock.

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly, that's why I chew exclusively Fruit Stripe...

It's basically literally the only gum left that is made with sugar.

I would like to have a minty flavor, but Fruit Stripe doesn't make mint.

[Mister Obvious]

There's another gum called PUR that is made with sugar, mint flavor etc.

But I resent the concept of an overpriced gum which comes on the market to appeal to people who don't want to consume poison.

Because you know it's just 'them' taking advantage of the vacuum they created by filling the market with only poison laden gum.

So fuck them...

I stick with the original who never sold out in the first place...

Fruit Stripe.

[Cream of Caulk]

There's another gum called PUR that is made with sugar, mint flavor etc.

But I resent the concept of an overpriced gum which comes on the market to appeal to people who don't want to consume poison.

Because you know it's just 'them' taking advantage of the vacuum they created by filling the market with only poison laden gum.

So fuck them...

I stick with the original who never sold out in the first place...

Fruit Stripe.

You are so righteous, I love that about you.

[Mister Obvious]

I love everything about you...

[Mister Obvious]

I have decided that chewing a piece of Fruit Stripe should be a slow, sensual experience.

I've decided to begin savoring every morsel, biting off each little piece in tiny nibbles.

[Crille]

Mhmm?  So you won´t be sitting there with your mouth filled with em any time soon?

[Mister Obvious]

Oh no I still chew almost an entire pack every time...

I'm just saying, I will be slowly taking in each individual piece and savoring the process of getting it in my mouth.

[Crille]

savoring the process of getting it in my mouth.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Stale Fruit Stripe is so delicious...

I love it when the pieces of gum are hard...

Especially around the edges.

Agh, it's so good.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder who invented Fruit Stripe...

I love that person.

That person must have been a good person.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoooaaa, check it out...

James Dorland Parker, inventor of Fruit Stripe...

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/stamfordadvocate/obituary.aspx?n=james-dorland-parker&pid=17398957

I really hope that Fruit Stripe has been left in trustworthy hands.

[Mister Obvious]

Could you imagine having invented Fruit Stripe?

Only a beautiful soul could have invented something like Fruit Stripe...

And never would have felt a day's haughty pride over it, no sir.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/j32kIXz.jpg