I like to rub my tarot cards all over my naked body...

[Mister Obvious]

I read tarot in the nude a lot.

It just seems very natural to rub them all over my chest and stomach, and my legs...

Sometimes I lay the cards out on my body and read them that way.

[Mister Obvious]

Not gonna lie, I've rubbed them on my asscheeks too.

But I never get any bodily fluids on them, that would just be nasty.

[Guest]

Anybody else a tad bit concerned about handing this pervrrted gypsy your credit card details ?

[Mister Obvious]

*sniffs fingers*

[Guest]

Life is all about humping and eating those you love

[Mister Obvious]

I totally agree.

[user94]

I like to shove my carrot sticks up my nose. I don't know why I guess the booger taste gets them more funky!

[Mister Obvious]

Reading that post brought back memories of me doing the exact same thing as a kid...



Dafuq dude, now I’m disturbed!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I can like smell and feel the cold carrot in my nostril.

[Cream of Caulk]

I love rubbing soap all over my body and that feeling of water sticking to me is just amazing. Sometimes I'll make my thumb nice and soapy and peg my butthole to make myself squirm a little.

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes I'll make my thumb nice and soapy and peg my butthole to make myself squirm a little.

No you don't!

Listen, that burns and you know it.

[Mister Obvious]

I do remember the taste of soap well though.

I used to suck on it in the bathtub as a kid.

Absofreakinlutely disgusting.

Was cool though.

[Cream of Caulk]

Sometimes I'll make my thumb nice and soapy and peg my butthole to make myself squirm a little.

No you don't!

Listen, that burns and you know it.

Ok, I'll admit, I don't. This advice was given to me by my slutty aunt when I was pregnant and constipated. She said it only works with Dial soap. Just the thought of her doing that made me never want to do it so I thought that I could discourage other people from doing it by saying I did it just like my slutty aunt.

[Mister Obvious]

Ok, I'll admit, I don't. This advice was given to me by my slutty aunt when I was pregnant and constipated. She said it only works with Dial soap. Just the thought of her doing that made me never want to do it so I thought that I could discourage other people from doing it by saying I did it just like my slutty aunt.

Maybe Dial soap burns the least.

I would definitely recommend a finger up the ass any old time, but I'd only suggest coconut oil for lube.

Interestingly, maybe the soap has something to do with the urge to shit.

I can kind of imagine the sick feeling of the soap matter in the asshole causing some kind of explosive reaction.

[Cream of Caulk]

Ok, I'll admit, I don't. This advice was given to me by my slutty aunt when I was pregnant and constipated. She said it only works with Dial soap. Just the thought of her doing that made me never want to do it so I thought that I could discourage other people from doing it by saying I did it just like my slutty aunt.

Maybe Dial soap burns the least.

I would definitely recommend a finger up the ass any old time, but I'd only suggest coconut oil for lube.

Interestingly, maybe the soap has something to do with the urge to shit.

I can kind of imagine the sick feeling of the soap matter in the asshole causing some kind of explosive reaction.

After thinking about this for 25 years, I wish I would have asked her more questions about it. I don't talk to her anymore but if I ever see her, I will mention being constipated again and see if she gives the same advice. Being older I have way less shame to ask her these detailed questions like, why dial? How soon does this take effect, is it like an enema and I have to squeeze my asshole tight with soapy inside?

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/CknqpAO.jpg

[Cream of Caulk]

It's really a thing, huh.

[Cream of Caulk]

Well it looks like everyone has their own preferred soap which isn't surprising. I wouldn't go out of my way to buy dial soap but I would use the icy blast Irish Spring I have in my linen closet and recommend that one when giving this advice.

[Guest]

I stick my soapy finger way up there every morning i like the feeling and i figure i am cleaner than even thr fancy divet people

[Mister Obvious]

You mean bidet?