Let's get drunk and screw!

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[Mister Obvious]

I got a waterbed, it's filled up for me and you...

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[Mister Obvious]

Why don't we skip the getting drunk part though, I might puke on you and that's only hot in them thar scat movies.

[user113]

Why don't we skip the getting drunk part though, I might puke on you and that's only hot in them thar scat movies.

A chick puked in my shoe once. She could've puked on the floor, but nah, had to aim for my shoe.

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[Mister Obvious]

A chick puked in my shoe once. She could've puked on the floor, but nah, had to aim for my shoe.

Was she hot?

Did you give her some bread to sober her up before you stuck the noodle in her girly sauce?

[user113]

Why, no. I didn't want her to sober up. She might have changed her mind.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL you're so unconvincing, so not rapey at all.

[user113]

I was out of chloroform that night and had to wing it.

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[user97]

I'm sorry to interject here.....but this some crappy songs.

[user113]

[user97]

ok...this one is ok

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