Famous last words before a scooter wreck

[user113]

Your buddy: Hey, that's a cool scoot! Can I ride it?

You: Have you ever ridden one of these before?

Your buddy: Oh yeah, I've been riding Harleys since I was thirteen.

{{{ C R A S H ! ! ! }}}

You: It isn't a Harley.



It happens every. Single. Time.

[Cream of Caulk]

Is this a true story?

[user113]

Nah, I type a bunch of baloney just to hear my keyboard rattle. LOL

Yes, it's a true story. Happened with two different friends and two different scooters.

[Cream of Caulk]

It's more of a clickity click sound that comes from the keyboard. I wouldn't call it a rattle, that sounds bad for some reason, like a rattle snake. I like it when my husband is talking to me and I look at him while I type making this clickity click sound like I am now. He doesn't believe I am actually writing anything, he thinks I'm just pretending to type fast.

[user113]

Do you have a blue switch keyboard too?

[Cream of Caulk]

no, it's attached to my laptop.

[user113]

The keyboard and trackpad on my laptop suck. They're always misfiring and making the computer do things I don't want it to do. I gave up on them and started plugging in an external keyboard and mouse.

[Cream of Caulk]

Yeah, the OSK is shitty. Same thing happens to my little boy's laptop, IDK why we just didn't get him a new keyboard. lol

[user113]

It's my desktop keyboard and mouse. I rarely use the laptop. But when I do, I just unplug them from the desktop and plug them into the laptop.

[Cream of Caulk]

I would rather use a separate keyboard, thanks for the idea, I've got one with a computer we don't ever use.

[user113]

You're welcome. Now quit hijacking muh fread! LOL

[Cream of Caulk]

Ok back to your scooter, how old are you????

[user113]

Ok back to your scooter, how old are you????

I'm 50. I haven't ridden a scooter since I totaled my last one 5 years ago. I'm over it now.

[Cream of Caulk]

Did you get hurt badly?

[Cream of Caulk]

I'm 45, I injured my neck from blow jobs.

[Mister Obvious]

This thread reminds me of this thread:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-1845.html

[Cream of Caulk]

I wonder if I would get disability if I moved to Reno.

[Mister Obvious]

I am gonna say 110% chance of absofuckinglutely yes.

[user113]

Did you get hurt badly?

It removed some skin from various parts of my anatomy, despite my wearing full protective gear. Demolished the bike.

[Cream of Caulk]

Did you get hurt badly?

It removed some skin from various parts of my anatomy, despite my wearing full protective gear. Demolished the bike.

It was with a car? How fast?