Had a dream about dehydrated bacon...

[Mister Obvious]

It came in TINY pieces. Like this big:  °

When you started adding water, one tiny piece would expand to a full sized piece of perfectly cooked bacon...

[user113]

If scientists invented something like that, I'd be afraid to eat it.

[Cream of Caulk]

If scientists invented something like that, I'd be afraid to eat it.

This exists, probably in Australia.
http://www.younilife.com/site-uploads/20...-bacon.jpg

[user113]

G'day, mate. I'll have a Squeez Bacon and vegemite sandwich.

[Mister Obvious]

BACON. IN. A. TUBE.

[user113]

I know, right? That and a tube of Cheez Whiz will get you an instant processed pseudo-food sandwich.

[Mister Obvious]

That is...

So inarguably nasty.

[user113]

You could squirt some Cheez Whiz, Squeez Bacon, and mustard into a bowl and whip it into an undifferentiated brown slop, then spread it on some bread. Yum yum!

[Mister Obvious]

In the dream I was helping my grandma clean up some dishes...

And I was looking at this plate that was supposed to be clean.

It had this dot on it...

I'm like "Ew gross" and I start trying to chip it off with my fingernail and my grandma goes "No, hon, put some water on that."

So I put water on it, and it starts growing into this full sized slice of perfectly cooked bacon, she's like "See."

[Mister Obvious]

I almost kinda feel like this dream is related to the Cindy Currier video I was watching yesterday where she was talking about programmable matter...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2594-post-...l#pid33745

[Cream of Caulk]

In the dream I was helping my grandma clean up some dishes...

And I was looking at this plate that was supposed to be clean.

It had this dot on it...

I'm like "Ew gross" and I start trying to chip it off with my fingernail and my grandma goes "No, hon, put some water on that."

So I put water on it, and it starts growing into this full sized slice of perfectly cooked bacon, she's like "See."

LOL, that's a funny dream!

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it was a very interesting dream.

As always, just wonder what the heck stuff like that even means.

[user113]

Oil and water don't mix. If you see a substance that turns into fried fat when you add water, run away!

[Guest]

the best bacon ive seen was sitting on display on a public market, it was glazed, steamy and just looked mouth watering 
i should have tried it but like most things it most likely looked better than it tasted or maybe not