What type of restaurant/bar would you have if you could open one?

[Guest]

Any themed restaurant?

I'd like to see a sciency restaurant, with a live seismograph since it's been unusually seismically active in recent years. I would like to have t.v.'s monitoring different graphs,charts, indexes, etc. Things to monitor would include E.Q.s, Weather (including solar/space weather), international politics, currencies,  I wonder if a quiet restaurant is possible or at least a silent room within maybe a basement level, a huge freaking basement, I wonder if there are any clubs or bars with a huge "secret" room available upon proper request.
Or a Gun themed restaurant, the logo would be 2 real crossed rifles on top of the entrance, maybe two barrett's m107a1's soldered or drilled together. Inside there would be historical information of weapons and their usage in different important time periods.If it's safe to have real guns(modified to be useless if stolen) in safe displays that would be awesome. Maybe monitors explaining information about different types of guns. The food would include dishes of different places the weapons have seen action.

[Guest]

i forgot to add the big titty ho's in yoga pants

[Mister Obvious]

I'd open an unsuspecting Italian restaurant that would actually be a front for my desire to eat spaghetti and pizza every single day.

This thread reminded me of a dream I had about the local Chinese restaurant in the town I grew up in.

The restaurant was very successful, always super busy, highest quality Chinese buffet I've ever been to. Sadly the management changed years back and the place isn't as good. Anyway...

After several years in business, they had rented the area right next door to them (shopping center) as well. But they never did anything with it. It just sat, sealed off from the rest of the place.

I dreamed that I went through the kitchen and then through a hall which led into this area that was nothing but bunk beds... and all the workers lived back there. No shit. I believe this was actually going on and that I picked up on psychic imprints of that situation the various times I went there to eat.