Why does moss look so delicious??

[Mister Obvious]

Whenever I see some moss, I just can't help but think about how delicious it looks.

I mean look at this shit...

http://www.niftyhomestead.com/assets/ima...0trees.jpg

I would eat it so hard. 

Season that shit up with some garlic and scallions.

Mm. MMM MMM.

[Mister Obvious]

I want to get a hand sized chunk of moss and rub the dirty bits all over my body.

[zenba]

now i know from which alien species you hail.

[Mister Obvious]

Caribou aliens!?

You sayin' I'm a motherfuckin' reindeer?!

Is it because I'm horny?

[zenba]

horny or not, you still reign, my dear.

[Mister Obvious]

GOOD ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genba

[Mister Obvious]

*Googles "eating moss"*

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently some moss is THOUSANDS of years old.

And you have to boil it in several changes of water until it's a gelatinous mush before it's edible. Which sucks. Why couldn't it just be like broccoli?

I'm gonna eat some moss...

When the stars align and the time is right. It's gonna happen.

[Mister Obvious]

I have 6 bookmarks on my phone. Google, my site, some weather sites, and one bookmark entitled "Moss".

[Mister Obvious]

I STILL WANT TO EAT THE MOSS.