I love how dedicated Alex Jones is to his broadcast...

[Mister Obvious]

What? He's related to Elon?! 
Looks like Mongolia had some tricks up their sleeve

Yo. YO.

They're BROTHERS yo.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Alex's co-host looks like a pervert.

This is gonna make me chuckle for the rest of the night.

Love it so much.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah the guy totally does look like a creepster but hey, if Alex is into it, then I love that for him.

Or maybe Alex got bought out and he's just a co-star on his own show now and he doesn't even like these people.

[Mister Obvious]

Cuz I assumed that Alex liked these people or else they wouldn't be co-hosting with him. But now I'm not so sure. Cuz this guy looks like you'd catch him masturbating in the bushes, but here he is, sitting beside Alex while we're supposed to be taking Alex seriously.

And I'm not even saying the dude is ugly, he's actually pretty hot. Like especially out of context of this association with Alex, I'd say he's attractive. Maybe Alex thinks he's hot and that's why he's the co-host.

[GXT]

Lol it is weird that new asshat guy sat there and said like one sentence during that whole 30 minutes

[GXT]

Most people are like "Great, Trump and Elon are in charge so we can stop paying attention"... meanwhile the Onion made AI Alex into a Mongol and gave him a serial killer boyfriend

[Mister Obvious]

meanwhile the Onion made AI Alex into a Mongol and gave him a serial killer boyfriend

Which TBH, in any other instance, I'd think that was pretty hot.

But I can just see this footage being shown 10 years from now when Alex is reminding us all how he predicted whatever terrible thing is gonna befall the USA next.

[GXT]

Rogan said Alex is making a documentary about his transformation.

[GXT]

14:06 Lol Dick Cheney is still alive

[Mister Obvious]

14:06 Lol Dick Cheney is still alive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney

Dude NO WAY. NO WAAAAAAY, what the actual FUCK!??!!??!!?

He died at least like 5-7 years ago, I remember looking at Liz Cheney in a video years back and feeling sorta sorry for her cuz her husband was dead, thinking she looked great despite the grief, and thinking it was remarkable how long Dick Cheney lived considering his heart issue.

WHAT THE FUCK!??!!?!?!?!?

[Mister Obvious]

But if those two are confusing Dick Cheney and Jimmy Carter, they seriously need to lay off the whacky tobaccy, and I'd usually never say that.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe it was a joke and he's a well known Mandela Effect or something.

Cuz I remember AGAIN, YEARS AGO, someone saying he was still alive, and I was like fuck no he's not, went and looked it up and the search said that he HAD DIED, just like I thought.

So I mean...

He's up there with Ernest Borgnine and Abe Vigoda at this point, the shit is ridiculous.

And don't tell me Kissinger is still alive...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger

Whew. No, he's still dead. This shit is ridiculous.

[Mister Obvious]

What if AJ has taken Ozempic??

I'd be so fucking disappointed in him.

They're acting like it's just "working out"...

And maybe it is. Whatever.

He might have gotten some plastic surgery though.

Like a facelift or something. Which is totally fine.

But he do be lookin' like Genghis Khan though.

[Mister Obvious]

https://i.imgur.com/Iox7PBt.jpeg

[Mister Obvious]

Look how cute that Genghis Khan baby is.

If you look it up, it says we don't REALLY know what Genghis Khan actually looked like, but I suggest that since there are so many people on the planet who descended from him, we can sorta guess what he looked like...

And the portraits do seem to be fairly accurate.

[Mister Obvious]

I even have relatives who look like Genghis Khan. Which isn't that surprising considering my own lineage.

[Mister Obvious]

If I had a Genghis Khan baby, I would love my Genghis Khan baby so much.

I really enjoy saying Genghis Khan.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it has a ring to it.

[Mister Obvious]

If you light 5 candles in a dark room and stare into a mirror and say Genghis Khan 5 times fast, apparently you can see all your Genghis Kahn ancestors' faces flash over your own face.