Beetlejuice (1988)

[Mister Obvious]

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.



https://www.amazon.com/Beetlejuice-Micha...B0091W0ILY

I haven't seen this movie in years and years! Wonder what I'll think of it now?

I like Geena Davis, she's been in some GOOD shit. I also really like Michael Keaton, he's hot as fuck... always got the impression that he's a total asshole though. 

Alright, this model town on the opening credits is pretty damn fucking amazing. I have really found an appreciation for artists who make model towns since discovering Eddie Putera's work: https://www.instagram.com/eddieputera/

2:50 what gives this guy the right to wear a black and white checkered shirt with a pair of tan pants??? Isn't that a heinous atrocity of basically the highest order?? I feel like it is.

3:10 awwwe, she's so nice and pretty, fuck! 

3:37 damn, I never noticed what a great relationship these two have, he just tackled her ass down and everything! 



Is it time to fuckin' bang yet???

LMAO I remember watching this movie when I was a lil kid and thinking about how old they seem... and now they look all young and shit and they're like my age. ROFLMAOOO holiest of fucks!!!

Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin look like they have really good chemistry, I enjoy them together, they did a good job in this film.

5:50 it's at this point I realize why they laid it on so heavy with how awesome and happy these two are together, right at the beginning of the movie. Cuz they're about to fucking DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

He shouldn't have let a woman drive!!! OMG, it's actually really sad.

9:50 "Handbook for the Recently Deceased" LMFAO. Dear God.

10:40 LOLOL ah this movie is great. It really is. I'm glad I decided to watch it again.

12:00 awwwe, I like his attitude. You couldn't ask for a better dude to be stuck in purgatory with!!!

13:45 this ginger lady is actually pretty hot, I forgot all about her and this guy. Catherine O'Hara, eh?? Pisces Horse eh?? 



14:20 I know some people are hardcore into the Lydia character but I really don't dig her all that much, I really never did.

17:57 LOLOL.

18:53 you know I think it's very interesting they'd write in lines about these new owners joking about there being ghosts of the past residents who want them out. It's a very clever ode to the '6th sense' and how people can pick up on these kind of energies and even express them, but still not consciously realize what's going on.

20:00 hmmm. So just what in the heck is this place supposed to be?? What's with the Dune undertones?? I mean the similarity is pretty hardcore. What do the "sand worms" symbolize? Why the desert landscape? Why the other planets visible? What in the fuck does it all mean? Why are they so scared of the worms? Aren't they already fuckin' dead? What's gonna happen if the worms eat them? What's the big deal?

20:50 BWAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT!!!??? Okay. Okay okay okay, Lydia's growing on me, she's growing on me. 

22:54 why is he mispronouncing Betelgeuse?? "The Bio Exorcist" ROFLMAO.

31:30 I like how she's just wearing that bigass hat inside the house. That's my kinda shit right there. So extra. I love extra.

43:00 haven't left the house "since the funeral"?? That's a very strange plot hole.

45 fuckin' minutes in and we're JUST NOW meeting Beetlejuice.

46:30 why the fuck are they 'digging' when they could simply lift the pieces up???

46:45 notice the name is spelled right. It's sad they dumbed the spelling of the word down undoubtedly because the masses wouldn't know how to say or spell Betelgeuse.

48:30 my question is, how did Betelgeuse die and why is he called Betelgeuse?

49:23 aaahhh, so the sandworm place is supposed to be Saturn! Well what do ya know? LOL... fuckin' hollywood though. You bastards.

1:08:40 so why CAN'T he say his own name?? And who wrote this shit?? Is there more to the story?? There obviously is... so what's missing, and where did they jack the story from??

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/3...70849.html

Check out the "deleted scenes" part at the bottom...

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1431376/original.jpg

It's "The Wheel"...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-7304.html

1:11:00 you know what, the great part about this is I genuinely can't remember how it ends. ROFL!!!

1:18:10 ya gotta love it.

1:20:00 I meeean, fucking NONE OF THIS is explaining why the hell they've called him Betelgeuse. So what does 'Betelgeuse' MEAN? 

https://www.dictionary.com/e/betelgeuse/

So according to this article 'Betelgeuse' basically means "Armpit of Orion"...



That is NOT fucking glamorous. This link tries to make it sound nicer by insisting it means "Hand of Orion"...

http://www.babynology.com/god-goddess-be...rabic.html

These say it means "Hand of the Central One"...

https://www.names.org/n/betelgeuse/about

https://www.babynames.com/name/Betelgeuse

Mmmkay then.

This link says it means "Hand of Jawza" and that "Jawza" means "Central One"...

https://www.behindthename.com/name/betelgeuse

Well.

Back to the fucking movie.

1:20:50 you gotta admit that's a bitchin' wedding dress tho...



1:22:04 that tiny part right there was always my favorite part of this whole movie, ROFLMAO I have NO IDEA why.

1:23:50 you know, I never understood what the fuck it was he pulled out of his pocket as the ring. I really don't get it, to this fucking day I don't get it and I rewatched the part twice.

Cute ending. In no way whatsoever do I understand the music choices in this movie though.

[user214]

Gina Davis in this movie, wow it gave me or should I the film gave me huge hardons in the spring time years of my life. Like wow.

And there was a movie with Winona Ryder and Cher about sex that I also vague remember. Why does Hollywood put this shit out?

[Mister Obvious]

So a little more on the symbolism...

She comes through the roof riding (mastery of) the sand worm from Saturn (with the black and white tongue, lots of black and white/checkerboard symbolism in this movie) and apparently this Saturnian worm is the bane of Betelgeuse's existence.

So what's the connection between Betelgeuse and the sand worms of Saturn?

[zenba]

still one of my top 5 all time movies. i think the music selection is just perfect. might just be an 80s thing.

>winona ryder

[Mister Obvious]

So she was riding the worm, totally mastered the fear of the worm...

Mastered the fear which Saturn represents under its 'sand' which is an allegory for time.

Betelgeuse, still obviously being of questionable (at best) moral fortitude, was taken out by the sand worm.

He had not mastered the fear and the other issues which are under the gatekeeping of Father Time.

[zenba]

there's a lot about various alien races coming here, some of them from orion. perhaps some of them came from a planet orbiting betelgeuse, and this refers to some history between them and the saturnalian death cult.

[user214]

So a little more on the symbolism...

She comes through the roof riding (mastery of) the sand worm from Saturn (with the black and white tongue, lots of black and white/checkerboard symbolism in this movie) and apparently this Saturnian worm is the bane of Betelgeuse's existence.

So what's the connection between Betegeuse and the sand worms of Saturn?

Hollywood is full of demons and crepuscular violinists, to quote a phrase. Horatiobofbhimself would have been notably pissed to even curtail the junkmen and addicts of this strangely pervasive and perverted city.

Regarding checkerboard patterns yeah the whole duality thing is on full display in this film. It’s totally an Illuminati video from start to finish. Die in an accident? No big deal you will come back as a ghost to sexually show interest in young Goth women. What the fuck is wrong with America?

[Mister Obvious]

there's a lot about various alien races coming here, some of them from orion.

What about the ones from Ursa Major, those are my people...

I guess maybe I should look into it.

[Mister Obvious]

I have a connection to Eta Ursae Majoris and I can't find ANYTHING about alien races supposedly from there.

How the fuck have all these "star people" fruitloops on the internet not covered this yet?

There's literally nothing about aliens from Ursa Major.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I'm all up in Ursa Major's shit...

I've got connections all over that constellation.

For sure.

It ain't just one star or planet, it's a bunch of them.

[Mister Obvious]

I think search engines must be censoring this kind of info now...

Yup. Bing's search results are totally different than Google's which are pure trash.

Heavily censored out there these days.

[Mister Obvious]

This link lists the Ama’argi as originating from Dubhe in Ursa Major...

http://cosmicstarseeds.com/extraterrestr...-the-ugly/

This link says the "Old Empire" was located near one of the stars at the end of the tail...

https://alieninterview.org/tag/ursa-majo...tellation/

[Guest]

Betelgeuse will go supernova in the next million years. For a few weeks, Earth will have two suns and night will be almost as bright as day.

[Mister Obvious]

I heard it’s gonna be way sooner than that and the light will be on par with having a bright full moon for a few weeks.

[Guest]

Yeah, the clickbait video title I watched said any day now, but they admitted it could be tomorrow or a million years from now. If it happened today, we wouldn't see it for over 400 years. Damn it.

[Mister Obvious]

It probably already happened.

It’s coming...

It’s coming hard.

[Mister Obvious]

Forget everything you knew about space and time...

Betelgeuse is about to fuck some shit up.

[Guest]

Im forgetting everything I know about you staying up late, youre staying up early

Happy sunrise soon

[Guest]

Everyone gets a free bj from gap tooth trix . This will please the morning star and prevent great cataclysms .

[Mister Obvious]

Happy sunrise soon

I try to be in bed before it starts to get light out...

There was a time when I’d stay up til after sunrise, but I don’t like to anymore.