Space Force: A program already underway for decades, finally made public...

[Mister Obvious]

https://breakingdefense.com/2021/06/soco...1616226471

This anti-aging drug will be useful for long-terrm space travel.

This is getting good...

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmhmmm.

[Mister Obvious]

I need to be more like Richard Branson.

[Dark Dick]

I hope there isn't a "Virgin Sacrifice".

[Mister Obvious]

Exactly man.

[Atma]

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[Dark Dick]

https://www.overtdefense.com/2021/07/13/...ntarctica/

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

It sounds like people are starting to get salty over this shit.

[THEFUNGBRO]

It sounds like people are starting to get salty over this shit.

So you have earholes that can hear salt now? Maybe I could test one with my DICK!

[THEFUNGBRO]

Hey I love you dickhole earhole lol

[Mister Obvious]

Fung.

Bro.

BRO.

Bro.

Just.

Bro.

[Atma]

It sounds like people are starting to get salty over this shit.

Hard to know what is PR and what is real. Bezos is set to head into space July 20th, and more records will be broken. I'm sure he wouldn't mind stealing a little bit of that thunder from Branson; in fact I'm sure he fully intends to, and if there's some shade cast Sir Richard's way as part of that process, so be it. 

Quoted from some kind of source: 

SEATTLE, July 14 - Jeff Bezos may have been beaten to space by rival Richard Branson, but the billionaire American businessman is poised to make history next week aboard what would be the world's first unpiloted suborbital flight with an all-civilian crew.

Add to the list of records that will be broken on July 20th: the youngest-ever person to travel into space will be 18 year-old Oliver Deamen (hell of a name, and yes he looks like he could totally be the antichrist), who has been announced to be replacing the mysterious 28-million-dollar passenger, who backed out due to 'scheduling conflicts'. 

Riiiight. You spend 28 million dollars to secure a seat and then you have a fucking scheduling conflict? Dude chickened out, plain and simple. LOL! Aside from the absurd excuse, I can't blame the guy. I'm terrified of just normal flying.

[Mister Obvious]

https://floridanewstimes.com/blue-origin...ht/305878/

You can just look at him and see how filthy rich his parents are. Lmao.

I ain't getting antichrist vibes from him, but that did give me a chuckle.

TBH, after seeing him, I'm a little less concerned they're all gonna go down in flames.

[Mister Obvious]

That's prolly why they're taking him...

"Kick that other asshole out, bad vibes! Fuck his 28mil! There's no way we're gonna die if we take this kid with us!"

[Atma]

"Kick that other asshole out, bad vibes! Fuck his 28mil! There's no way we're gonna die if we take this kid with us!"

LOL!  

This just in: apparently the kid is a huge Elon Musk fan, follows him on all platforms, and doesn't follow Bezos at all, so that should be interesting.

[Atma]

Astronaut Clayton Anderson details his live experience with the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion, and it's hard to not feel some emotion as he recalls the reaction around him, as it must have been really devastating to be so directly connected to the event for the employees and the families, and it's something we take for granted in general.

He starts the story at the 6:15 mark.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL!  

This just in: apparently the kid is a huge Elon Musk fan, follows him on all platforms, and doesn't follow Bezos at all, so that should be interesting.

That's probably how he got the ride then.

He's Elon's boots on the ground...

Or, eyes in the sky.

[Atma]

Coming out of the Challenger story, we launch (no pun intended) right into how he pees while in zero gravity. Wow. Lmao.

[Atma]

That's probably how he got the ride then.

He's Elon's boots on the ground...

Or, eyes in the sky.

Oh SHIT! Good call.