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Season 2 - Episode 10 - "Extreme"
OoOoOoooOoOoo those pretty city lights thooouuuggghhhh.
1:12 I KNEW they were gonna find a stiff!
3:40 Eric seems to be off his game lately.
8:10 Coconut Beach? Why the hell are they gonna call it that when you KNOW there ain't no damn coconuts there??
10:20 LMFAO so they're basically ROLEPLAYERS?!
11:20 LOL wow.
12:04 I'm not gonna lie, this seems... pretty exciting. I gotta tell ya. I think it's a great idea.
22:00 oh yeah this chick is guiltier than sin.
27:10 I can't believe they'd hire anybody who isn't hot to be one of these pretend kidnappers... if I'm paying to get kidnapped, I expect there to be only hot dudes.
30:32 another "digital glitch"... third one I've spotted.
38:50 I mean hey, at least he's hot... minus the lip ring.
41:45 it's so satisfying when Horatio nails the bad guy.
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Season 2 - Episode 11 - "Complications"
0:16 oh hell no, you take the computer and you're gonna pay!!!
0:24 look at that gigantic telescope LMAO I bet you'd see all kinds of crazy shit in a place like that.
0:40 lol her tits are ridiculous... they just look stupid. Sorry.
1:00 it IS unfair, kid.
He's totes about to see a murder.
1:43 Horatio's psychological take on suicide... very interesting points I'd never considered before!
3:30 I bet he botched a plastic surgery and this was the revenge.
9:00 dying during plastic surgery?
9:40 "routine" operation... yup. You just never wanna gamble with your life by getting pointless, unnecessary plastic surgery.
10:45 good man! Fake tits are for dumb shits.
13:10 exhume?! Gross! Wouldn't wanna be Alexx!
15:00 "nice bone structure" how about you shut up.
15:34 "grandma rugs" roflroflrofl.
20:00 the whole "Pulp Fiction" shot in the heart thingy... wouldn't the heart bust open like a balloon if it was punctured like that though?? I thought the heart was just like... full of blood and stuff.
23:03 "I'd rather upgrade my computer" fuckin' agreed, my kinda chick right there.
27:00 wow, fuck this guy!!!
33:55 I can't believe people kill other people, that's so weird... like how could people live with themselves??
34:27 "effortlessly" I think that's a bit of a stretch.
40:15 Horatio is so comforting... this is a character I wish I could pull right out of the screen and have all to myself.
41:20 why are they setting us up to hate this guy?
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Season 2 - Episode 12 - "Witness To Murder"
0:10 more glorious curly hair.
1:55 what's with these weird implied scenes between him and his bro's widow?
7:35 being a photographer of these crime scenes would be a big responsibility... no do-overs.
18:10 a "bump and run team"?? But what's the purpose of the killing??
23:12 yikes man... why would anybody hoard the body like that??? What the hell are they hiding??
26:50 oh man, the plot thickens... an affair with his wife's sister?? That's fucked up!!!
28:40 who the fuck are they talking about?? I don't like this suspense!
29:30 oh so they got to the witness.
32:10 I hope David Caruso is proud as fuck of himself for making one of the greatest characters of all time.
34:00 woooooooowwwwwwww. What a plot twist.
34:40 whoa this chick looks like Michael Jackson.
36:00 pretty great episode, really sad tho!!!
42:00 the best part of the show is always when Horatio rubs their noses in it.
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Season 2 - Episode 13 - "Blood Moon"
Interesting name for episode 13!
9:00 LOL yet more immigrant sympathy ploying... *facepalm* ROFL it's so laughable. That's by far the most obnoxious thing this show does.
11:50 this is definitely a somewhat weak episode so far.
15:10 this chick is kinda foxy.
16:44 LOL that's kind of amazing.
26:20 "I just divorced a bitch like you" ROFL, ooo I LIKE THIS GUY!!!
38:48 PLOT TWIIIIIISSSSSTTTTT. OMG, that's chilling.
It was a pretty good story.
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Season 2 - Episode 14 - "Slow Burn"
0:40 awwwweeee, reptiles are so cute, even the really big ones!!! Those gorgeous tails.
1:17 safe my ass, there are sparks in the air.
2:10 Alexx is so pretty. She's such a great character, this show has some good characters on it.
2:40 WTF is that a lion?
3:40 OMG what the FUCK y'all?!!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I meeeeeeean... if you're gonna burn to death I guess there's nobody better to be with than Eric, but. Still not hella comforting.
4:40 oh my God I'd love to wake up with Horatio standing over me!
11:35 "Animals are smarter than humans" amen to that, Frank!
15:07 I feel so bad for Eric and Alexx for their dry eyes... this show really makes you love the main characters.
17:56 "You're such a kidder, Dale"... lol omg Horatio is THE sexiest person ever.
21:00 ew gross, this guy's not even hot.
21:56 "Are you a sexual predator?" I love Horatio but it's not like anybody would answer that question honestly, ROFL!
22:30 "You left her alone, running for her life"... well shit, when you put it THAT way!?
35:50 death by dog!? That's fucked up!!!
41:10 LOL what a stupid bitch.
It's a great show.
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Season 2 - Episode 15 - "Stalkerazzi"
2:30 oh wow, this is the first time I've heard the word "petechiae" actually spoken.
14:35 why do they say "road trip" when they're going like 30 miles max?
18:35 this lady is super hot. She looks familiar. Her name is Christina Cox.
21:30 yeah, that's totally a man.
26:25 "And that's why YOU... are just a patrol cop." Yeeeouch Horatio!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:30 "Blow-Up... it's a movie from the 60s." So this is the first instance I've noted of name dropping another show or movie in order to gauge audience engagement, demographics, etc. They do this a lot on Supernatural. Here's the movie, "Blow-Up" (1966)... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060176/
31:20 oh that's TOTALLY that guy for SURE!
31:50 that guy is absolutely a cutie... who is he? Hmmm. Adam Scott, dunno what else I've seen him in.
32:20 "Everyone has something to hide"... except for me and my monkey??
34:30 oh this guy totally did it.
42:18 "Um, no." ROFLROFLLLL.
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Dude LMAO...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000325
Who THE FUCK wrote David Caruso's biography on IMDb, LMFAO????!!!!!
I can't even... believe they actually posted this.
Can just anyone edit IMDb???
I've seen warmer biographies written about serial killer rapists.
He must have really pissed some people off in the course of his career...
I read he's a douche to work with but, LOL...
We know how frankly TOTALLY EVIL hollyweird is.
Maybe he was just doing what he had to in order to survive by some semblance his own rules?
Here's the trailer from "Cold Around The Heart" (1997) where he plays a jewel thief...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Y0W3nlqX0
Certainly one of those actors who proves my theory...
(10-27-2019, 09:22 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: All these actors?? They're just fucking being themselves... a good 90% of them don't even have any ACTUAL acting ability.
I think David Caruso is one of the more interesting ones though... he's unique and can't be imitated.
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Season 2 - Episode 16 - "Invasion"
0:20 episode opens up with a plug of "Tomb Raider" the 2001 movie... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146316 Could be a gauge of the audience like the other mention. Could just be an endorsement... maybe both.
0:40 is this about to take an unnecessarily tragic turn??
1:48 oh turn some lights on for fuck's sake.
3:46 what a job.
5:45 God, chicks are so annoying.
14:35 damn this bitch is annoying.
16:40 this dude is a cutie, his name is Douglas Smith.
17:30 OMG this is Vincent Ventresca, he was in "Romy and Michele" (1997), one of my fave movies. You don't see him very often.
22:17 having a corporate party at a house in a neighborhood?? But where would everyone park??
24:08 look at Calleigh's titties. Those are some nice genuine titties right there. Some celeb gossip sites claim she got implants but I think it's lies. Either way, photos are forever, just image search... there are pics of her titties everywhere when they were real.
29:30 pretty sure vasectomies don't work on a 100% guarantee do they? Isn't it something like up to 6 months after you get the procedure it's still possible to knock bitches up?
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Season 2 - Episode 17 - "Money For Nothing"
0:26 lmao I can't believe she just says that in the open in front of this stranger guy.
4:30 powdered donuts lol.
5:25 she's wearing some bitchin' sunglasses.
5:32 ah shit, LOL. I love how Horatio just nonchalantly deals with it and takes care of business. What a badass. If this ex druggie chick had any brains she'd be trying super hard to land Horatio. I'd be wifing that fucker!
11:58 this truck heist guy is a super hottie.
16:35 widow chick figured it all out re: the ex druggie and Horatio's brother's daughter. She was pretty understanding about it.
31:37 this isn't the most exciting episode ever, still good but certainly not the best.
35:35 this is honestly such a great show in general though... fricken love it.
38:00 LOL. So they're running away like 3 million dollars is enough money for two people to live lavishly for a lifetime or something... LOL. LOL!!! Ah well, it is TV after all.
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Season 2 - Episode 18 - "Wannabe"
2:40 badges turn me on... show me a badge and my panties instantly melt off.
10:55 LMFAO eating ants. Disgusting!
12:04 another 'digital glitch' over the picture.
25:00 they just touched on the fact that chicks store things in their bra, a topic I've discussed before... http://www.sectual.com/thread-2408.html
26:30 this chick is pretty hot, the one on the right, her name is Ivana Milicevic.
27:00 sexy song!
31:30 aw. Sad scene.
32:30 killed with the Lizzie Borden ax, LOL.
38:10 "The thing about cleavage is that it just begs you to look" ROFLMFAO damn straight!
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Season 2 - Episode 19 - "Deadline"
0:53 LOL, oh shit. "See man, everything's cool." Famous last words though!
5:30 oh man... this guy is looking guilty as fuuuuuuck.
8:40 damn this guy looks rough as hell!
10:12 "There's nothing, and then there's nothing." OMG Horatio is so deep... *swoons*
11:10 "hillbilly heroin"!? Wow!!! That's so insulting!!! Fuck you, guy!!!
27:40 the bomb, LMAO... *facepalm* Well that was random. So suspenseful though.
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Season 2 - Episode 20 - "The Oath"
0:21 THE WAY SHE SAID THAT, LOLLLL!!!!!!!!! What is she, a trucker?! ROFL!!!
Awweeee, she's wearing disco balls on her eyelids!!!
0:31 "I'm not even going that fast." Fake cops.
0:57 whoa, WTF OMG. I thought he was walkin' kinda funny, but I didn't expect THAT!?!
1:26 "He's got a wife and kids" WELL AT LEAST HE'S AT PEACE NOW!!! lololol
5:09 I think a better question is why the hell do they call it a radio car??
9:45 LOL now she's in bed with an uppity douche?? Y'all know I have NEVER liked this chick... I don't think it's any big loss. Horatio can do better.
10:15 "You had a daughter you didn't tell me about" ooooohhhhhh shit. Wooooowwwwww. DAAAAAMMMMNNNN. That puts things in a whole new light. She thinks it's HIS daughter!!! WUT!!! I thought she knew it was his brother's daughter!!! WTF!!!
Well I'm sure Horatio would rather let her believe it's his daughter than his brother's daughter and destroy the memories she had with her husband. I mean... Horatio is selfless like that. That's love right there baby. Daaamnnnn.
I searched Google for spoilers because I'm an impatient fuck... https://www.google.com/search?q=does+yel...s+daughter LMFAO :)
13:50 Calleigh should have flashed him the "eyes on you" hand sign LMAO. Wasted opportunity thooouuggghhh.
19:07 he picked up a HOOKER off the STREET fucking wowwwwwww.
20:10 THREE HUNDRED BUCKS!?!?!?!?!?!?! DDDDAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! They're giving ladiesz out there some FALSE HOPE with this episode!!! Ain't no hooker makin' $300 off quickies with cops!!! LOLLLL!!! Read all about the truth here: http://www.sectual.com/thread-5439.html
20:24 "unless it wasn't for sex"... ah well, I guess I judged them too soon!
22:20 I ship these two, naive is sorta hot sometimes.
22:45 he was terrorizing her, fuckin' guy's lucky she didn't go for the jugular!!! It's all his fault for being a piece of shit!
32:00 another wealthy western man who keeps a non-english speaking woman in his home like a dog... they usually go for asians though. Must be harder for them to learn english.
33:25 I bet I know something else he might like to see!
37:48 Horatio has such a gorgeous profile.
40:00 I gotta be honest, they totally lost me on this plotline... nooo idea.
42:50 if I was her, I definitely wouldn't be dating somebody who treats Horatio like shit that way. That's not cool at all. Horatio is still family. He's got a nephew or whatever, that chick's son. He's her dead husband's brother. If she's gonna date somebody who treats Horatio like shit, then SHE'S a piece of shit who sucks.
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Season 2 - Episode 21 - "Not Landing"
0:45 oh shiiiit!!!
1:00 OMG I CANNOT believe that just happened!
2:03 look at Horatio's gorgeous, perfect hair. How could Yelina (WTF kinda stupid name is that?) betray Horatio by getting romantically involved with a total asshole who hates him and is trying to cause him trouble?
8:50 nothing but digital glitches in these scenes with the plane, they all look intentional though... wonder what kinda aesthetic they were going for with that?? This proves that they use the "digital glitch" effect purposely though, so that means... whenever it appears, it's probably not an accident, if even for a split second. Very suspicious.
13:37 Lmfalolololol the way he steps into frame when he delivers these quips... I wonder how long it took to set up these shots and how many takes there had to be on average. I'd crack up every time I had to deliver one of those lines.
I remember back in the day DCLugi (Dave Coyne) did a super funny skit based on CSI and Horatio... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih29bJun9h4
14:07 damn, there's a stiff I'd go necro on!
14:40 damn, Alexx's titties lookin' fabulouuuuus.
18:18 "Yyyyyeaaah." LMFAOOOOO. Pretty sure everybody's safer with that guy out of the skies.
35:16 another digital glitch and another one at 35:48.
They're all over this episode. Wonder what's up with that.
39:38 "sneaked in"?? Shouldn't that be "snuck"???!!!
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Season 2 - Episode 22 - "Rap Sheet"
6:25 "I dunno, stop talking?" ROFLLLLMFAOOOO oooo burrrn!!!
11:45 dude oh my God hell to the no... I'd be calling somebody in there with me.
12:30 holy sssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiitttttttt.
15:20 oh man that's FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED up.
20:06 yeesh, grizzly.
24:05 ew gross.
34:26 gross, they didn't want you involved.
The lesbian love story was the best part of this episode, and that's... messed up.
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Season 2 - Episode 23 - "MIA/NYC - Nonstop"
1:40 omfffff... Horatio is sooooo nice, LOVE this guy. LOVE him.
10:45 look at this dismal filter they put on to make NYC look super gray.
CSI: NY started in 2004, so I guess they decided to ramp up interest in the show's debut with this cameo by Lieutenant Dan.
12:35 LMAO they bathe Horatio in this warm toned filter when he appears... ROFL. Oh my. Oh my.
Well as everyone knows, I fucking hate cool tones, so it only makes sense I'd be team CSI: Miami since they're all about warm tones.
Seems this episode is all about pushing CSI: NY's debut, which I have no interest in. Skipping ahead in the timeline of the episode on the player, I can see that they continue with the cool toned theme throughout the remainder of the episode. Skipping this one.
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Season 2 - Episode 24 - "Innocent"
So this is the last episode of season 2.
Ah, man, I really hope they continue on with the warm tones in this show and don't move over to that super dark dismal blue toned shit they started using in movies/TV circa 2004.
I'll absolutely stop watching if that's what happens.
0:20 "Come on, once is enough"... I totally agree, too much sex in one day is annoying.
8:45 LOL this guy's a terrible liar!
12:30 wow this guy that Yelina's fuckin' really is a big douche. I think at this point it's safe to say we wanna see Horatio fuck somebody up!
19:10 well that's leagues beyond creepy. They're not actually gonna show him are they??
32:10 oh man... so this porno obsessed dude is the killer. Surprising!!! NOT!!!
36:55 oh wow now THAT'S fucking twisted, that's gotta be the most twisted story on this show yet!!!
39:45 this chick's got some mental problems! LOL! Future killer vibes on this one!
42:10 God, Horatio's so nice to this Yelina chick and she's such a fuckwit, constantly rubbing the enemy in his face. Disgusting. Horatio should absolutely forget her. I don't get the attraction. It's just psychological, Horatio likes to take care of people and he felt like he needed to take care of her cuz she got widowed when his bro died.
43:25 the end of this episode is interesting with all their beepers going off. It was a good finale, lil cheesy at the end but it's all good.
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Season 3 - Episode 1 - "Lost Son"
0:35 LMAO oh shit!
1:08 God, this chick though, a bitch til the end!
Always gotta make sure you have a window rolled down... or two just in case the car lands on its side!
14:00 ooo la la, Horatio's showing a little bit of chest!
19:20 oh wow, this lady is guilty as sin!!!
21:30 WTF Rory Cochrane/Speed is getting killed off?? OMG it's true, IMDb says he was only in 50 episodes. Ummm, that's fucked up dude. I liked Speed.
22:06 oh Horatio's gonna lose his shit.
I seriously want to see what Horatio losing his shit looks like.
22:40 how the fuck did they think it was a good idea to OPEN UP a season by killing one of the show's beloved characters, LMAO?
You're supposed to do that kind of shit AT THE END of seasons so that people have time to get over it.
24:00 oh great, and here comes the fucking douchebag.
24:55 back the fuck off bitch, let Horatio get mad!!! We wanna see him fuck somebody up!!!
I can't believe they killed off Speed... wow. I hope Cochrane had a good reason for leaving.
https://www.csifiles.com/interviews/rory_cochrane.shtml
Wow, he says that the show seemed like an endless grind and he couldn't take it anymore. Interesting!
30:50 she claims she fell in love with the guy.
32:32 hell yeah, we wanna see Horatio be mean to some motherfuckers!!!
36:15 LOL that instant karma thooougggggghhhhh.
36:50 Horatio is so brave, it makes me so turnt.
Well, it's pretty lame to start off the season by losing one of the main characters but... shrug. It's still a great show, and it sounds like he fucking hated being there at that point anyways, so it's best that he left. He didn't work again for years either, he must have been hella tired of that shit.
He said something along the lines of it's hard to leave when the money's so good etc., and that's what goes on with a lot of these people on these shows. Jensen Ackles/Supernatural comes to mind... I discuss it here: http://www.sectual.com/thread-13842-post...l#pid95858
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Season 3 - Episode 2 - "Pro Per"
0:50 oh fuck that, you gotta keep your kids tethered to you with a literal leash until they're at least 12.
1:32 bummer, but better her than him. Dying to protect your child (or any child) is what nature intended.
5:38 I love the way Horatio talks.
6:10 LOL this song... such stereotypical early 2000s crap.
7:15 he calls the wigger guy "8 Mile" which is a reference to the 2002 movie with Eminem. My guess is this mention was either an effort to gauge audience engagement/demographic, or it was an attempt to sell "8 Mile" on DVD.
20:20 whatever, Eric was right.
37:06 LOL I love Horatio's response to this!
43:25 Horatio "Panty Melter" Caine. The ladies love a man who's good with children.
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Season 3 - Episode 3 - "Under The Influence"
Ah God, and I thought the other song was stereotypical early 2000s LMAO!!!!!!!!
0:52 lmao man oh man... I wonder how many dudes this character inspired to become cops.
1:25 "You don't spend $1000 on clothes that you're never gonna wear"... honestly Horatio, I beg to differ.
5:30 so it looks like this Wolfe guy stays with the show until 2012/the end basically.
6:06 he's a cutie.
7:03 dude oh my God. I knew her dad was gonna be trouble.
God... Calleigh is sooo fuckin' fine.
9:50 awwwe, look at this newb! So endearing. I think we're gonna like him.
13:52 oh hell yeah, I already wanna get it on with this dude!!!
16:30 "Claudia Sanders"... the Colonel's wife?!?!?1
18:35 uh ohhhhh, somebody's a fricken psycho!
21:16 oh man, it's a stiff. Her dad is screwed.
23:15 WTF man, that guy isn't even that hot. Why be all obsessed with him?
24:24 this chick is scaaarrryyyy!!!!!!!!
CSI: Miami really engrosses me. I'm sure that makes me such a sheeple.
28:23 ahahaha this is sooooo stupid, there's no way they could get such a clear image from the picture that way. Soooo dumb.
31:30 what a crazy story. Not very believable but definitely interesting. So far this show hasn't really had a too-similar or tired storyline yet.
39:45 wow this chick and this dude are a match made in hell! Two total psychos!
41:20 she's definitely insane, it's true. I think he's a psycho but he's not insane.
Good episode!
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Season 3 - Episode 4 - "Murder In A Flash"
0:45 they're definitely on crack! And they hate you because you're rich!
1:10 what are they saying?? This is one of the lamest things I've ever seen, LMAO.
1:47 THEY DID look like zombies, LMAO!
2:09 mmmm, damn! Horatio looks EXTRA fine in this episode! OMG he's so cool! I wonder if he felt as cool as he looked in these scenes.
2:40 I'd say they were sent to destroy it.
6:08 oh wow, is that the dude from AHS? OMG it is! Finn Wittrock! He's absurdly hot.
6:26 he just used the word "sheeple" LMAO! Wooow.
9:35 METH?! Ew gross, OMG. She's like 15.
15:33 "The tweaker girl" roflrofl.
39:14 ewwwwwwww.
40:40 I gotta be honest, I've literally not even been watching this episode. LMAO! I have no idea what happened... at all.
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