If you ain't got no meat on your bones...

[Atma]

I'm one of those people whose life sometimes revolves entirely around peanut butter... and then for months (maybe years) I forget peanut butter exists.

Same with turtles.

I love this comment so much it aches. 

I'm currently eating a salad with some peanuts and other nuts with craisins and blue cheese dressing...

Fucking Y U M.

[zenba]

there are better nuts to put in your mouth.

[Guest]

Y'all needa start packin' that weight on, cuz I ain't gon' let yo SKINNY ASS into MY damn house!!!

Ahahahahahaha!!!

Your skeletal ass be knockin' on my damn door after the apocalypse talkin' 'bout oh "Let me innnn! I don't eat much!"

Lookin' like you about to die, got jars of peanut butter flashin' in yo eyes cuz you see I BE LIVIN' GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Livin' la vida loca to the hilt ehh Mo?  You do know that when they talk about putting stuff in your tub to relax you they don't mean the 'bath salts' you buy on the corner right? Peace be upon you gurl.

[Mister Obvious]

Dumps like a truck, muhfukkas!

[Mister Obvious]

And I should take the opportunity to update this thread and say that, actually, I don't have ANY peanut butter whatsoever at this time...

I lost it all in a spontaneous freak paraboarding safari and currently have literally no peanut butter whatsoever, so don't come at me looking for any.

[Mister Obvious]

None whatsoever.

[zenba]

i bet you traded your dogecoins for a literal truckload of peanut butter.

[Mister Obvious]

It was too embarrassing to admit publicly, especially in light of the markets the past few days...

But as I always say, those who know me know me well and I was a fool to ever think I could HIDE IT YES OKAY YES I FUCKING TRADED OUT MY DOGE FOR A FRESH PEANUT BUTTER STOCKPILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

The part about paraboarding was true though.

[Atma]

Wait....

....


Just...



...

...did you actually go paraboarding?

[Mister Obvious]

P A R A B O A R D I N G .

[Mister Obvious]

L I V I N G .

[Mister Obvious]

L I K E G L I D I N G .

O N L Y M O R E H A R D C O R E .

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Is this what you like you doing funky punky from monkey town?
Get some muscles now you do it. Get rid of the Katy Perry and use ACDC

[Atma]

What. The... 

FUCK.

This is some Mandela shit, right here.

NOBODY is calling it Paraboarding. 

And if they do, they're being 'corrected' by net-tards. 

Apparently "paraboarding" isn't a thing.

It's called Kiteboarding or Kitesurfing, depending on the type of board used.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

It's a parachute.
And a board.

P A R A B O A R D I N G.

I grew up in southern cali, and everyone called it fucking paraboarding.

Fucking KITE SURFING?

First of all... you're NOT SURFING, MOTHERFUCKER. 

Are you riding a wave? No, you're not. I mean, I guess you could kind of fuck with that on your way up or down just to be cute. 
But NO.

Second: THAT IS NOT A KITE, MOTHERFUCKER.
That is a fucking PARACHUTE. Kind of. I mean it's definitely MORE a parachute than a fucking KITE. 

M A N D E L A E F F E C T.

[Atma]

Look at the comments. I mean...

[Mister Obvious]

N E X T

F U C K I N G

L E V E L

[Mister Obvious]

N E X T L E V E L .

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

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