All Time Favorite Figure Skaters

[Mister Obvious]

Dude these Russian figure skating chicks are scary as hell.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Um she was 15 in that video.

You gotta admit that is highly inappropriate and I am like actually shocked.

Cuz it's such a great performance, but it's like wildly inappropriate for someone that age to be doing that at the fucking Olympics, what the hell were they thinking??

OH BUT NO DOPING THO GUYS.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not gonna get over that for a minute because I'm just appalled.

I think the whole thing is ruined for me now TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

Alexandra Trusova and Makar Ignatov are married and just had a baby...

https://i.imgur.com/kaIwXxB.png

Too bad they be having babies so early and totally ruining their careers, but whatevs.

1:56 sweet fuck, she was so promising. Not sure what's harder on your body, figure skating or having kids.

Lol. Prolly having kids. At least with figure skating, you get lots of cool footage of you doing awesome stuff.

With kids, you just get stretchmarks, loose skin, and an expensive brat who's gonna grow up to be an asshole who hates you.

[Mister Obvious]

Her jumps were fuckin' SIIIIIIIICK.

But I'm not sure she seems all that happy doing this...

In fact, she doesn't really appear to be enjoying it that much in any of the videos I've seen.

Maybe she didn't really even like figure skating that much.

Maybe in Russia, figure skating is like ballet, and she got forced into it as a kid and just went along with it til she was old enough to say fuck this, I don't wanna skate.

[Mister Obvious]

But if figure skating is the equivalent of ballet in Russia...

We better watch the fuck out, because even ballet isn't getting much action over here in the US anymore.

No physical activity is really getting much action over here, what the fuck has taken the place of ballet??

Prolly stripping, lmao.



Mommy's got a fucking stripper pole in the living room, who needs ballet?

The US has gotta step it up, we're going down the drain man.

[Mister Obvious]

Can we even manage a fucking roller derby in this society today??

It'd be better than nothing, my God.

[Mister Obvious]

Discos and roller derbies, bring 'em back. The fuck is wrong with this country.

[Mister Obvious]

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