Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[GG]

Id that fat lipped idiot came up to me and said "hold my phone, I'm going to use it as my mirror.." I tell him to get the fuck away from me. LOL

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Paris Hilton is an absolute Queen! 

[Mister Obvious]

You can tell she's got something good inside because of the way the animals treat her.

They wouldn't want to get closer if it didn't feel good.

[Mister Obvious]

I see you, Paris...

[user328]

Except for that one time when I paid for 50 Shades Darker, but let's just go ahead and forget the sins of my past mkay?!

You'd be amazed how many women wanted to re-enact 50 Shades after it came out.

I probably could have read the book faster than it took me to watch the movie, no shit...

You could. It's written at a 3rd grade level. I think that put me off more than the smut.

I don't know what they did and didn't show in the movie, but there was some filthy, nasty stuff in the book.

[user328]

7:36 the way people act around her is sad...

They're cold to her and so weirded and out and intimidated that they can't even start to relate.

I'd go up to her and talk to her like a regular chick unless she fended me off with Bitch Resting Face.

[Guest]

sorry darling I can't support your love of this whiny ass billionaire blonde
if I could separate Paris from her money and distribute it to better bitches like yourself I would post haste

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks, Guest!

[Mister Obvious]

I studied Paris's astrological natal chart...

I see a lot of altruism and there were also indicators of infertility.

I saw nothing which suggests I'm wrong in my gauging of Paris's character.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd go up to her and talk to her like a regular chick unless she fended me off with Bitch Resting Face.

I love that.

I think she'd be receptive.

One gift of becoming older as a woman is being able to lose the innate jealousy that accompanies your very essence when you're a young chick.

It blinds you and makes you unable to see other females for anything deeper than the "competition" that appears on the surface.

Once the dust settles, you can peer through and see the essence within people and admire it rather than hate it or fear it.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't get me wrong, I don't like chicks...

It's rare when I do like one, and that's why I enjoy it to its utmost depths when I do, such as is the case of Paris, or Marilyn, etc.

At the end of the day I'm always going to prefer men.

And at the end of the day I'm always going to prefer anyone I can turn off and get away from by hitting a power button.

I don't do "friends" and there are very few people I'd ever want in my life on a truly personal level.

But there are some people I do like to appreciate and admire from afar.

[Guest]

its like ...

she gotta be trolling us here

I think Paris forgot to pack her dildo in that purse

what's next the Britney appreciation thread ?

[Mister Obvious]

One thing that I also note with these mega famous beautiful women I gravitate toward is that they are well above average intelligence...

Marilyn for example had a very high IQ (which I think is a crock of shit, but in this case I will use it as an example)...

It was easy to tell from her interviews that she thought carefully before she ever responded, and that she thought deeply as a mainstay.

I think Marilyn was exceptionally intelligent... I don't think Paris is quite as high up there on the scale of measure, but I do think she is well above average.

And I would hazard a guess that both of them are probably more intelligent than me, strictly by measure. But again, I don't put much weight on the whole IQ thingy.

When asked about his IQ, Hawking replied: "I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers."

https://www.newsweek.com/what-stephen-ha...ers-843895

That said, don't get me started on the Stephen Hawking conspiracy...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-2655.html





That's all I'm gonna say.

[Mister Obvious]

its like ...

she gotta be trolling us here

I think Paris forgot to pack her dildo in that purse

what's next the Britney appreciation thread ?

I liked Britney when I was like 9 or something.

I think it's no secret at this point that there's more to her than the sexy BS image she was born of anyway.

She's not Paris or Marilyn level, but I'm sure she's got her things to offer.

However I think the damage she suffered at the hands of the industry and God knows who else is probably pretty deep and may take her longer to sort through.

Perhaps someday she will have something deep to share...

But if she doesn't, I don't blame her. The world isn't owed a deeper view into the truth of Britney. They've taken enough.

[Mister Obvious]

The way the industry works is that if you go against them even a little bit...

If they're able to humiliate you on the world stage and punish you adequately, they might let you live.

That's what happened to Britney, but her "going against them" was a private affair.

Michael Jackson went against them publicly starting in the early 90s... so his ordeal was very publicized.

I'm sure there are other examples of public humiliation as a result of going against TPTB, but those are some of the best documented.

[Mister Obvious]

TPTB

More like TPTW...

The powers that were.

They're all so elderly and most of them are dying off now.

They've clung onto their mortal coils like skeletal cryptkeeper monsters...

God knows they had power for long enough.

[Mister Obvious]

The comments section on this one is very interesting...

Lots of accounts of people having met her and claiming she's very nice.

I totally believe that...

The general consensus seems to be that Paris is very friendly.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/77...ills-house

[user328]

She's gonna hurt her vocal cords with the "vocal fry" voice.

[Mister Obvious]

Unapologetically fucking obsessed.