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S5 E39 - "Cherry Red"
0:40 reused (verbatim) Boot Hill intro... it's a good one though.
2:20 she's pretty fuckable!!! So is he though, NGL.
3:03 uhm okay, fuck. That's hot.
5:20 well that's not creepy or anything.
11:06 is she going in to audition for a position at the Long Branch??
17:33 that's a cute little gun and they know it, that's why they showed it for like 30 seconds roflmao.
18:40 plot twist thouuuughhhh!!!
He'll probably forget all about it if she agrees to marry him. She's kind of annoying though.
That was the last episode of season 5!!!
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S6 E1 - "Friend's Payoff"
I wonder what awaits us in season 6?? *popcorn*
0:02 dramatic new opening music, but same footage. Decent announcer. A little rushed, but I like it alright.
0:48 "This is where he lives."
1:26 something's different about the sound, you can hear the difference in Chester's voice. At least in this scene.
Must be an equipment difference. Marshal Dillon's voice sounds the same, but the difference in equipment or whatever the change is can also be noticed with his voice.
3:03 a lot more music too. The enhanced quality of the music remains the same. I guess whatever changes they made to the recording of voices was meant to be an 'enhancement' or upgrade in quality too. Dunno how I'd describe the difference... I guess I'd say it lacks bass. It's high quality, but lacking in appropriate body.
3:16 there's a "boost" in the quality of the camera or the film too somehow. Hard to say. Biggest difference is the sound by far.
7:15 nice mortar and pestle though.
8:08 this guy looks like a dick.
13:13 he refers to when he was a young feller "back in the '20s"... so that'd be the 1820s. And if this show is happening in 1880, that would mean he's at least 70. But he was 56 here.
19:46 lol how in the hell did it get up there??
21:38 that's a nice damn stove right there.
24:24 oo, la la... Doc. Baby.
25:15 I can't imagine it was necessary to put THAT much makeup on this guy.
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S6 E2 - "The Blacksmith"
2:56 he's definitely right, there are already too many saloons in Dodge. I support his decision not to sell out. He's kinda sexy too. Kinda reminds me of Elon Musk.
4:14 bitchin' bass in the music though, that's for sure.
6:36 oh damn, if that's her, he really struck gold.
8:20 okay, that was freakin' hilarious. It's not often I LOL like that at this show. I mean I remember laughing to it before, but that was over the top good shit.
11:55 I love seeing him beat up the bad guys.
13:40 they look like a perfect couple. Good casting.
14:06 I love seeing Matt in his fancy clothes.
15:40 damn, blacksmith looks strong. I guess that's not surprising.
16:30 I'd definitely let Emil fuck me stupid.
16:56 oh come on blacksmith dude ain't that dumb. There's no way.
17:00 dude don't listen to your wife, her green ass just got to Dodge City, she don't know fuck all. He's prolly gonna get himself killed and it's all her fault.
18:38 oh hell yeah, it's Kitty with her hair down!!!!!!!!
23:40 mmmm, hot damn... she got her one hell of a man.
25:28 that was nice.
25:36 new closing theme. It's whatevs.
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S6 E3 - "Small Water"
1:42 God he looks so good with the shadows on his face like that.
4:33 it's those blue eyes... everyone falls in love with Marshal Dillon.
12:30 lol I like this old guy. He's a great character.
It was a heartwarming story of family togetherness.
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S6 E4 - "Say Uncle"
1:40 this Lee guy looks like a brazen bastard. I may be wrong about his character in this episode though. I am sure he's been on the show before, he looks familiar.
2:45 she's super hot for an older chick.
3:30 ruh roh, looks like bro thinks so too. Lmfaaoaooeroeooeoeoeoroeorororrrfl. Listen Hutch, you just need to go on down to the Long Branch and find you and single lady to make you forget all about Mrs. Nagle.
3:40 lmao, looks like sonny boy knows what's up.
3:54 how is this guy like 30 and they've never met, lmfao!!!
3:58 "Nancy, why don't you take him up to the house and show him your pussy?"
4:50 yeah I don't think sonny boy is playing a "bad" character in this episode... he's awful quick to open up to the Marshal and Chester about personal matters though.
5:28 I meeeean, I'd say that's pretty fucking obvious. I'mma call it from here... he wants to kill his bro, take his wife and lay that dick real deep. Prolly gonna kill ol' sonny here too, he'll put up a fight over territory. But that'd all be pretty dark, this episode might not be THAT heavy. You never know with this show.
6:50 well that doesn't look like a FUCKIN' disaster waiting to happen or anything!? lmfaomfaoflaofalol.
8:58 looks like literally no one believes him, right out the gate.
10:08 I think that's a new dress... me likey!
10:20 predictable and disgusting.
11:40 awww... this poor good lookin' feller needs to get the hell outta Dodge. Karma will take care of that guy and honestly, sonny has so much to live for. He could go to San Fran and be an 1880s underwear model!
14:50 listen, it takes two to tango. If his dumbass mom is just gonna straight up marry this guy in the space of a month, then fuck'em both. And fuck St. Louis too. San Fran's where it's at.
20:06 so what, was this big old dude hired to kill sonny boy?
20:50 oh my damn... well I am 100% on this guy's side, I'll tell you that much. I think he's too fuckin' good for his stupid mom, maybe even too good for the family business. But it IS rightfully his, so. Meh, whatevs.
21:00 mmmm God, hell yeah, Matt!!! Two worship worthy men in this episode, I'll tell you that.
25:10 tale as old as time.
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S6 E5 - "Shooting Stopover"
4:28 "Well, you could let me sit on your lap..."
9:30 well this stupid bitch is clearly going to be a problem.
17:30 lmao well, if nothing else, maybe this naive lady learned the hard way that some men don't even have any dignity to honor.
17:40 "Marshal! My pee is magical, just let me try it!"
19:10 "Get in the kitchen, bitch."
20:20 oh well, I guess not. I think they SHOULD send her out, lmao.
24:10 I usually hate all that loudass gunfire, but that was a really great scene.
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S6 E6 - "The Peace Officer"
So Google has this episode named wrong as 'The Peace Offer', but on the DVD it's listed as 'The Peace Officer' and IMDb verifies this too.
3:00 that's a beautiful building.
3:20 I love seein' saloon girls playin' with themselves.
5:35 she ain't ever seen a REAL man before! Changes your life, don't it lady?!
5:45 well, what else does she have to live for anyway?? She did the right thing chasing down the man of her dreams.
12:00 well, I mean, she's trouble but... it's worth it, I'd take a chance and help her out.
13:06 good Lord, his hands are huge. Fuck meeee!!!!!!!!
14:10 I'm already imagining how I'd scream. Lmao.
15:10 well that's good then!
16:42 do you really think he gives a fuck?
20:04 you know, sometimes I DO wonder why she helps him out in certain cases. Does he have something on her??
20:44 "She says you have a huge dick, but you know just how to use it without hurtin' a lady."
24:46 nntz nntz nntz nntz, another one bites the dust!
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S6 E7 - "Don Matteo"
4:50 oh my damn, I like the co-owner of the Long Branch. Not only is he good looking, but he really knows how to use a mallet!
8:15 I wouldn't wanna fuck with that guy!
8:29 lmao Chester said the same thing I said!
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S6 E8 - "The Worm"
1:50 sure are a lot of barking dogs in Dodge these days.
3:30 I meeeean, there are other hotels around, sooo.
6:08 sucks to be this guy! His partner needs his ass beat and my guess is, it's comin'.
7:30 he killed him before he even went for his gun TBH, it happened fast but it's true.
9:00 you know, there's always music playing and then the music always stops when there's drama. My question is... WHERE'S THE MUSIC COMING FROM!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! I don't see any pianos, pretty sure radios didn't exist, SO WHERE DOES IT COME FROM AND WHEN ARE THEY GONNA EXPLAIN THIS?????
11:36 don't mind if I do, lmao.
21:26 is literally no one in the room gonna catch that the guy just admitted to being there when the dude fell against the wall/barrel, lmao??
23:30 such badass boots.
25:04 he's so good with that gun... *heart eyes*
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S6 E9 - "The Badge"
5:25 "Why that's Marshal Matt Dillon, America's greatest treasure!"
20:40 that's hot.
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S6 E10 - "Distant Drummer"
0:35 I imagine this is what I look like when I'm eating.
2:28 I meeean, sounds like he is.
3:20 not all who wander are lost bro.
4:12 is this the first obviously gay character on Gunsmoke?!
6:09 that's what she said!
8:06 I think this guy sees a chance to destroy his competition.
9:40 oh so he had a head injury. He seems to be the second character they kinda suggest has some residual issues over a head injury. The other character they did this with had a guitar.
12:50 I dunno, this other guy may not be working some kinda ruse to take out his competition since he's holding Moss at gunpoint... doesn't add up. I guess the two of them are just regular bullies.
17:00 lmao that was a great thud, they really have these sound effects downpat when Marshal Dillon's stomping ass.
19:28 I guess he wasn't plotting earlier, but it seems like he is now.
22:58 James Arness was the sexiest man who has ever lived.
24:00 sure saves some judges the trouble of a lot of trials, doesn't he, lol?!
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S6 E11 - "Ben Tolliver's Stud"
1:18 that animal cruelty though! Add that to the long list of reasons they could never make this show today, lmao.
3:17 listen old guy, he's just better than you, okay. Accept it.
5:40 she's real pretty.
13:26 Marshal Dillon even has that gorgeous curly hair... what a man.
17:00 lol she's always putting Matt in this position.
24:55 oh yeah, it's soooo awful, lmao... nice new farm, BTW!!!
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S6 E12 - "No Chip"
0:50 the music sounds kinda fucked up the past few episodes... sounds like a warped record or something.
11:06 this is the second time I've noticed it looks like Miss Kitty has a streak of lighter color in her hair. I searched for any discussion about it, but I see none. Pretty strange. It's ABSOLUTELY a bleached streak of hair.
21:40 a lot of words getting transcribed wrong in the subtitles lately.
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S6 E13 - "The Wake"
0:57 lmao I already like this guy.
2:27 being buried at Boot Hill would be badass.
4:08 there's the shirtless gravedigger guy again, lol.
9:32 damn, she looks great in white.
Gunsmoke has been a life changing experience for me. Life enriching, and such a blessing.
14:18 there's my lady again... https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0786800
20:30 oh man, this whole concept is just grizzly! It's the second time they've done this on the show and I can't imagine it's gonna be another box of rocks.
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S6 E14 - "The Cook"
1:00 this guy's crazy hot, I love his hair. It almost looks white. Wonder who this is. Ooo la la.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Stockwell Dean Stockwell is his brother, no wonder he's so hot. AKA the Yowza Brothers!? https://i.imgur.com/f7aMlIF.jpg *dancing banana*
3:16 he's ridiculously sexy. Even hotter than his brother... unbelievable.
5:10 do they even have a kitchen at the Long Branch??
8:00 dude whatever, FUCKKKKKK that guy. FUCK that guy. This Sandy dude (Stockwell) is WAAAAAAY too fucking sexy, WAAAAAY too fucking hot to have to deal with that stupid mundane shit, suffer consequences, or ANY of that. That lameass drunkard piece of shit had it coming anyway, fuck that guy, he sucked. Sandy's life is more important than his. End of story. Now, the Marshal is a reasonable man. I'm SURE he'll understand/agree.
8:06 God would you just look at that curly hair??? *moans, eyes roll around in head*
9:06 dude it was SELF-DEFENSE. He HIT HIM. Why the fuck are they acting like he's gonna hang???
13:37 all I can really say for sure is that if I found that hot sweet delicious piece of meat in my horse barn, I'd drop on my knees and beg him to stay. Besides, these two look perfect for each other!
16:25 yeah I bet he'll "tell her" about it!!!
18:00 I guess he would rather she get married off to a gross ugly old dude.
22:45 damn, if good cooks are this popular then I should have a lot more friends?!
24:20 golly I wish sexy Sandy was a regular on the show.
24:50 lol, figures.
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S6 E15 - "Old Fool"
0:50 Miss Kitty with her hair down... *heart eyes*
3:00 cute scene between Doc and Kitty.
4:13 wait a damn minute, is that Jed Clampett!? Well, I'll be, IT IS!!! Buddy Ebsen, haven't seen him in a hundred million years.
5:47 I'm sure he's just as delicious.
12:48 she needs a man to "talk to"... *wink, nod*
21:20 she should know the gig is up and just save them the ride over there.
21:58 ooohohohohhh, man... savage.
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S6 E16 - "Brother Love"
0:55 Gus is about to get robbed the shit out of for sure.
2:37 donchya hate it when that happens?!
5:32 the marshal looks mega sexy in that huge black parka!!!
6:16 I love the way his mouth moves when he says anything with an "S"... it looks like he damn near has a lisp, except he doesn't. So sexy!
6:46 uh oh, this looks like a troublesome saloon girl?!
8:18 he's obviously the guilty one then.
16:10 lol, she's poisoned it and he's not even the guilty one.
20:30 this is some "Days of Our Lives" shit lmfaololol.
23:24 lol that was an adorable little gunshot.
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S6 E17 - "Bad Sheriff"
2:22 I don't mind gettin' ON mine!!! *dancing banana*
5:26 of course your name is James, WTF else would it be??
9:10 they've gotten a lot better at the zooming.
11:40 they're wearing those denim jackets all the time now that they've been invented.
15:08 so hot.
19:18 Kitty is so enchanting.
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Sometimes you see dogs on Gunsmoke. You hear them barking but usually don't see them. It's mostly cats that appear on the show.
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S6 E18 - "Unloaded Gun"
0:50 ol' Dodge City, so lawless!
1:13 this guy looks like he could be Chester's brother!
1:50 just give him the effing money dude.
2:46 wow, such a waste.
4:20 he's even sexy when he's exhausted. FUCK, baby! What I wouldn't give just to TOUCH a man like that!
4:57 lol, you can hear the horse's thoughts. He's all concerned, like is this real, is this not real. Lol.
7:30 awful sentimental for a bandit, ain't he??
13:35 Chester's so thoughtful to clean the Marshal's gun.
13:44 lmao now he's playing pretend.
13:55 this is ADORABLE. A touch too far, but absolutely adorable.
19:08 I bet I know how Kitty can wake him up!!! *dancing banana*
20:20 why the hell did they wake him up if they don't want him to do anything? And, now I get why the episode is titled as such... his gun's unloaded because Chester cleaned it, and he doesn't know. This is something I'd be nervous about if I didn't know that Matt survives! Muahahaha!
21:50 Chester's gonna have to save his ass.
24:26 ooo, nice plot twist!
25:20 such a gorgeous sight.
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