The Perfect Human: Hampton From Hybrid Calisthenics
#41
(07-16-2023, 03:53 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I can't get down with a dude who doesn't sound smart in text format.

For real... if you write like a dumbass, we can't be friends.

Even some of the dudes I've been attracted to the most ended up being unattractive to me after I read some of their writing. Yeesh. I mean you gotta be one fineass fucking specimen for me to disregard your inability to write like a smart person.

I'm just saying. It's a prerequisite. A requirement. Make or break, absolute 100%.
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#42
I'm intellectually/mentally stimulated, I'm aroused by words on a screen. That's why I turn myself on so much.
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#43
That's why I incessantly spam my own site. This is sex to me. It's beyond sex, it's better than sex.
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#44
Me me me me more more more more me me me me me.
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#45
Heart 
Hi, me, it's me. I love you, me. Let's me together forever.
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#46
Book 
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#47
I had the best intentions with this thread in the beginning, but I can tell it's gonna get off topic and probably end up being really inappropriate considering the OP topic.

I can't help it if I'm having so much fun.
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#48
I'm sure I'll lose interest soon.
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#49
Back on topic...

Hampton has said in several videos that one of the most common troll comments he used to get was people saying he looks like a girl.

Well, I'm sorry but I just don't fuckin' see it.

I think most likely it was guys who were embarrassed that they were attracted to him and trying to calm their nerves and excuse themselves by claiming he looks like a girl.

He doesn't look like a girl.

At all. Lol.

Looool.

Oh wow man...

It's staggering how many dudes out there are into other dudes.

I mean I can't blame them, dudes are hot, but wow...

I wish they'd try to hide it a little more, they're getting way too brave with the shit these days.
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#50
If you're a man and you're attracted to other men but you have no intention of ever coming out of the closet...

You suck. Just come out, for real. Don't be hiding in the closet on your phone leaving hate comments to other dudes online because you think they're hot and it scares you.
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#51
Just admit that you love other men, it's okay to be gay. Just be gay. And be my best friend and shopping partner, I need someone to be honest with me about my clothing selections. Someone I don't want to fuck. I don't wanna hear honesty out of dudes I want to fuck or dudes who are straight. Keep your mouth closed, you don't have the charm of an openly, flamboyantly gay man.
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#52
Moon 
I feel superior to people who don't have their own website.

There, I said it.

You can't do this on Twitter, you'd totally get banned if you tried to post this much.

You can only do this shit on your own damn website.

Get yourself a website, it's awesome.

Look how much fun it is.

You too can have fun.
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#53


1:40 I cringe so hard whenever this clip is used in his videos... I just think lifting weights like that is so dumb. It's gotta be some kinda mental problem.
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#54
It's kinda like TechLead said...

(07-10-2023, 04:21 PM)Chatwoman Wrote:

6:34 he's right. Women are not attracted to huge muscles. He's correct in saying that big muscles are to attract MEN.

Which is why I'd be suspicious of any dude who's obsessed with getting buff, having huge muscles, bodybuilding...

It's all man lust.

Whatever motivates them to do this, it better not be geared toward attracting women, cuz it ain't what women want.
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#55
If a guy is all muscular cuz he's a lumberjack or something, then fine I guess. At least that's somewhat natural. But just going to the gym and killing yourself with the weights for no reason... not a fan.
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#56
I'm pretty intrigued by Tai Chi. I am looking at beginner tutorial playlists about it.

Seems to be about balancing and clearing the energetic/unseen body.
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#57
I was watching this one teacher's vid about it lastnight and one of the moves he did actually glitched the camera... I was fascinated by this phenomenon and wondered if he or anyone else had ever connected the dots.
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#58


*cries*

He's such a pure soul.

I'm literally bawling on the inside yo.
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#59
Literally bawling on the inside of my heart and soul for days and miles.
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#60
Dead Nana
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