Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[ELFUNGNINO]

But he made his pilot fly anyway.

Because he is succubus from them lizard slurping things.

[somethingelseishere]

I'm guessing none of those articles mention that Kobe's own arrogance is what got him and his entourage killed.

You see, visibility was poor that day. Most planes were grounded. But he made his pilot fly anyway.

I only read a few articles at the time it happened, maybe 5 or 6 over the
course of 3 days. Just to see what was what. Obviously, the msm ain't EVER
gonna be worth a shit for any real information. But no, none of the pieces
I read/skimmed said anything but "Ooooooh poor worshipped multi-millionaire
baller and all his sad glory taken from us too soon..." 

Anybody that even hinted at the fact that this guy was a rapist got crucified.
Fuckin' normies.

[Guest]

Obviously, the msm ain't EVER gonna be worth a shit for any real information.

Obviously. As I recall, it was independent journalist Josh Bernstein on YouTube who revealed that little tidbit.

[Master Oblivious]

Because he is succubus from them lizard slurping things.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kobe-bryants-rape-charge-i-885653

"Remember When Kobe Bryant Was Charged With Rape? I Didn't Forget, and Neither Should You"

[Master Oblivious]

A guy who's into double chins!?



Hey baby how YOU doin'!?!?!?!

I LOOOOOOOVE double chins but only if they're vertically oriented and connected to legs.

[ELFUNGNINO]

I LOOOOOOOVE double chins but only if they're vertically oriented and connected to legs.

Did I cause this? Mamma?

[Guest]

The bride and groom? Does that mean like the bride is being groomed like a pedo does to a kid ...somebody needs to let the sjw's know about this

[somethingelseishere]

"Excuse me sir, would you like some smooth peanut butter
with your dark chocolate squares?"

"Why, yes my good man, I do believe I would!"


That was totally just me talking to myself... in my head.
Just sitting here... fully-clothed...

[somethingelseishere]

[Using this thread as a confessional... am not religious]

OK, God, Universe, whatever the fuck is going on here as far as Power goes...
I know you heard me earlier when I wished my next-door neighbor would have
a stroke so the jackhammering would stop. Now, I'm still on Team Stop Fucking
Jackhammering Twenty Feet From My Fucking Ears, but I retract the desire of
having him fall upon ill health, by means of a major medical emergency. And the heart
attack I also generously included the first time around when it played out in my head.

Thank you for hearing me out, Universal Power Source, I appreciate it.
As you know, it's been a rough day. : (

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO, that sounds horrible!

[somethingelseishere]

Oh, it WAS.
My nerves were already shot [one of THOSE days] and this
brilliant cocksucker decides he's gonna violently sound-rape
my peace & quiet and prevent me from dissolving myself into
a YouTube zone-out-binge. Urgh, fucking people man.

[somethingelseishere]

Jesus card-playing Christ, are you fucking kidding me?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen... the return of the goddamn jackhammer!
The fuck's he trying to do, drill his way to China?? *sigh*

Can we all just have a moment of silence for my peace of mind... *bows head*
Aaaaaaand we're interrupted... by, you guessed it... that fucking JACKHAMMER!!

*bites down on and sucks bottom lip HARD*

[Master Oblivious]

hmm...

[Guest]

I like starting my machine up at 7:30 and waking up lazy urbanites , unacceptable sleeping patterns

[Mister Obvious]

"You fuckin' taint on the wrong end."

[somethingelseishere]

Day 3...

No, really, it's fine. I wasn't trying to take a nap because my sleep
has been utterly FUCKED lately and this cold sore on my lip is no kind
of confirmation of that, no, you go right ahead Mr. Choad Smoker, make
ALL the damn noise you want. Please, I insist!

This fuckin' guy. He starts a little earlier everyday. Today, it was 12:30pm.
Jesus Christ on a paddle-wheel, at least wait until after fucking LUNCH!

*sigh*

So since murder is mostly of the table *consults with MO... "Is that a no-go?
Really? Not even a little? Shit..." OK, since offing the prick has been removed
as an option, I really have no other avenue than to hope & pray he hits the 
fucking gas line. In which case we'll ALL be blown to fuck and maybe THEN
I'll finally catch up on some goddamn shut-eye!!

Did I say I hate people?

[Mister Obvious]

"Yeah well I wouldn't count on Kevin to know the correct terminology. He's just some white guy."

[ELFUNGPLOWER]

This bitch wanna roll through a give way sign? A stop sign? On the hope im nice and stop to avoid an accident? So the selfish cunt can go first?
Then I honk the horn and she honks back? Like it was me?
Next time bitch you gonna get plowed like a wheat field and I don't mean in a good way.

[somethingelseishere]

"I think I'm snugly nestled somewhere between God bless the Thin Blue Line and ACAB."

[user328]

"What do they call that loud shit that tastes like blueberries?"