Star anise is magical...

[Mister Obvious]

I don't believe you're on drugs, and I hope you believe me when I say I'm not on drugs (aside from drinking a little tonight). I can tell you're not, and I rather hope you know the difference when you see it in others. I mean really.

One hell of a coincidence that you JUST HAPPEN to be drinking tonight and you end up acting this way!

ROFL... CAN'T be a connection there though, no way!

[CW]

lol owned

[Mister Obvious]

Shut up MO...

[CW]

WHAT?? YOU NEVER LET ME PLAY ANYMORE. YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING ON THE WALL AND STARE AT ME WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT.

[zenba]

`chemically addled` is a term i started using to be more precise in my meaning.

this way it also covers pharms and food-based mental fog without slandering useful plants.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL...

It's true.

There's a picture of MO in the bathroom that everyone inevitably stares at when they take a shit.

But I didn't hang it there so don't blame me.

[CW]

http://www.pics.sectual.com/vintage/2007_3%20copy.png

[Mister Obvious]

MO I'm about to ban your sorry ass.

Get back in your cage.

[Guest]

You're trolling again. It would take too much effort to realize I was feeling this way BEFORE I started drinking, wouldn't it?

Laugh it up. It's a waste of time to talk to you. It's just a big joke to you. "Hey, look at the lonesome loser getting drunk! Hahahahahaaaaa!!!"

It'd be a fucking scream if I blew my brains out right now, wouldn't it? You fucks would be laughing for the next 20 years over that one. Tee hee. Well, it ain't gonna happen. I value my life more than your juvenile amusement.

[Mister Obvious]

Were ya this way before you were drunk though, "Guest"?

Because it seems to me like you got drunk, then shit went downhill and turned into a massive trainwreck...

But you know I'm not a rocket scientist or anything sooo.

[zenba]

I'LL HOLD MYSELF HOSTAGE, I SWEAR IT! DON'T MAKE ME DO ME LIKE THIS! THIS IS NOT JUST A PLOY FOR ATTENTION USING THE NEGATIVE EDGE OF EXISTENCE DUE TO LACKING ANY SORT OF POSITIVE EDGE ON WHICH TO RELATE!

[Guest]

Were ya this way before you were drunk though, "Guest"?

All. Day. Long. And now I'm past giving a shit.

Goodnight.

[CW]

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' BAN HAMMER?!

[Mister Obvious]

Wow...

It never occurred to me to ban him!

You and I are so different, MO...



This has been a profound exchange.

[Crille]

This thread in a music video.

[Mister Obvious]

Ah man Crille that's a good song, I never knew who sang it!!!!!! 1997, wow.

[Crille]

Yee smashin song

[Guest]

"Something small falls out of your mouth, and we laugh. A prayer for something better..."

Whether it's too subtle to make an impression or not, you have to ban me for posting song lyrics. Do it. Strike the death blow.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG totally gonna ban you now.

Wait, BRB.

[Guest]

OMG totally gonna ban you now.

Wait, BRB.

While, you're at it, send a thank you note to that poor son of a bitch who sent you the present earlier. I'm sure he'd appreciate a token acknoledgement, sincere or not.